sharkyvilla Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 My mortal enemy has just parked outside my flat, he's obviously gone to the Indian down my road. I'm very tempted to go all ASBO on his bonnet. Why is he?It basically involves a female and me being a sore loser. Plus he's just jaw-volleyable in general, and looks like a Moomin on steroids. So I'm just sitting in the dark waiting to wave my fist at him as he walks past my window. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 dont eat steak no more because it gives you cancer. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 i have it so rarely now I allow myself to splash out on a proper fillet. rare / medium rare depending on how much blood I fancy, no sauces really, but with chunky chips and a good portion of veg - nothing fancy but a good mix of orange and green in there too. Went off sauce after bad experiences with a peppercorn one and a stiltoncheese sauce - so fecking overpowering - ruined my sense of meat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 i can give u a sense of meat if u no wat i mean 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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choffer Posted November 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2015 (edited) Are we supposed to go for checkups at doctors to check if everything is ok? how often? Only if after a certain age?last time I went to the doc was about three years ago. He told me I had to book an appointment for a general checkup and made it very clear that at some point during this checkup there would be a finger up my bum hole (and not my finger!). Somehow I've still not quite got round to booking that appointment just yet. Edited November 12, 2015 by choffer 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 The amount of times I go to the doctors seemingly on deaths door only to be told there's nothing wrong with me of there's nothing they can do I'll be **** if I'm going for a general check upLast time was bronchitis, coughing blood, yeah nothing they can do... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Are we supposed to go for checkups at doctors to check if everything is ok? how often? Only if after a certain age?last time I went to the doc was about three years ago. He told me I had to book an appointment for a general checkup and made it very clear that at some point during this checkup there would be a finger up my bum hole (and not my finger!). Somehow I've still not quite got round to booking that appointment just yet. just relax its only a finger. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted November 12, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 12, 2015 Are we supposed to go for checkups at doctors to check if everything is ok? how often? Only if after a certain age?last time I went to the doc was about three years ago. He told me I had to book an appointment for a general checkup and made it very clear that at some point during this checkup there would be a finger up my bum hole (and not my finger!). Somehow I've still not quite got round to booking that appointment just yet. just relax its only a finger.A finger, I'm sure I could cope with. That particular finger, not so sure. Rather unpleasant GP who was unnecessarily keen to bring up the subject with me. He might have broached the subject but he will not breach my ring. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 ask him for three fingers or it's no deal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Are we supposed to go for checkups at doctors to check if everything is ok? how often? Only if after a certain age?last time I went to the doc was about three years ago. He told me I had to book an appointment for a general checkup and made it very clear that at some point during this checkup there would be a finger up my bum hole (and not my finger!). Somehow I've still not quite got round to booking that appointment just yet. just relax its only a finger.A finger, I'm sure I could cope with. That particular finger, not so sure. Rather unpleasant GP who was unnecessarily keen to bring up the subject with me. He might have broached the subject but he will not breach my ring. before you know it he'll have his whole hand up there. start calling you orville. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 12, 2015 Share Posted November 12, 2015 Haven't been to the doctor or hospital since I was about 16 do about 13 years.Not even sure I'm registered with one anymore. My mum used to deal with all that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post snowychap Posted November 12, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted November 12, 2015 he will not breach my ring. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Amsterdam_Neil_D Posted November 13, 2015 Share Posted November 13, 2015 My mortal enemy has just parked outside my flat, he's obviously gone to the Indian down my road. I'm very tempted to go all ASBO on his bonnet. "ooohhhh .... Friend... thumbs up friend" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MCU Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Anybody know where I can create my own version of Wilfried Zaha's twitter pic (https://twitter.com/wilfriedzaha) I've seen a few designs like that now, just wondering if there was a creator floating about online or is it literelly done on paint...? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 French not having a good time of it this weekend. TGV derails near Strasbourg with 5 dead and plenty injured. :( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BillyShears Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 West Texan I am looking after: "Who is your President in England?" Me: "David Cameron." West Texan: "Oh, you don't have the same President as us then?" Me: "No ma'am." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Looking after? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 14, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted November 14, 2015 17 minutes ago, BillyShears said: West Texan I am looking after: "Who is your President in England?" Me: "David Cameron." West Texan: "Oh, you don't have the same President as us then?" Me: "No ma'am." Seriously? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted November 14, 2015 Share Posted November 14, 2015 Painful Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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