Folski Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 We've got a long standing client at work, and I've been tasked with doing their accounts this year, the guy in question is a bit strange & particular. Now, his daughter is also on the board as his wife is doing less & less, this is where it get's complicated. I haven't had to deal with her yet but I reckon we could cross paths eventually, but only if I need to go down there. See basically the first night of final year college, we had all moved into a new house & there was a pride wager on who could christen the new college year first. I was drunk & in good form got chatting to a group of girls and when one told me she was from my home town decided to strike while the iron was hot. She did the whole I can't find my phone when she was leaving so I rang it & she had my number. Anyway she forgot this expensive jacket & with the booze & late night work out I had passed out, she text saying she forgot her jacket & one of the lads got my phone & text back saying "Ya I can see your dignity here as well". Anyway she'd text me then almost every night she was out but I didn't text back once, I didn't even know her name, plus I'd a few girls back home I was texting ( way hotter) & didn't want them to see me with a girl from college & town. Few weeks later I was out & met a girl who'd been in my class in 1st year, who lived with this girl & said she'd been mad talking about & really liked me, I didn't even remember her name. Didn't hear much after that till about over a year later, I was out with my girlfriend for Christmas (we'd been going out 3 months - still are) and she spotted me out in town, rang me & text me asking could we meet up & how it was great to see me etc. I never text back. I really want off this job, should I say something? ......ask her does she give handjobs at the cinema Haha, she plays the piano so imagine she's good with her hands. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_8lnZn8nN88 My effort, recorded by mobile at the weekend. Thoughts? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 (edited) Israel getting stuck into Gaza again. Edited July 8, 2014 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 Two weeks left in the UK and then I'm over there for real. You'd better make the most of it then! How long does it take to cycle from John O'Groats to Lands End? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted July 8, 2014 Share Posted July 8, 2014 You can't beat handjobs. You can but that's niche. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted July 9, 2014 Israel getting stuck into Gaza again. There's a "God's face" ice rink in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Looks like the grim reaper with his hood on and holding out his arm. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 I see Jessica Rabbit pouting.. seriously. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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Wainy316 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Would bang 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 primark have bought the pavillions shopping centre in Brum, not sure if they're going to turn all of it in to one store, that'll be huge Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Can't fault primark for a quick fix but their stuff doesn't last the test of time. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Can't fault primark for a quick fix but their stuff doesn't last the test of time. If by test of time, you mean from the checkout to the entrance of the store. I agree..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Standart.fm for my radio show It's on now, we've got an hour of krautrock. Edited July 9, 2014 by AVFC_Hitz 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 My Mammy loves a place called 'Penneys' which I think is the Irish Primark. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Stevo swears by Next but I've never been that sure of them either. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Stevo swears by Next but I've never been that sure of them either. So that's why I saw him being ushered from their doorway last week. Edited July 9, 2014 by 8pints 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Stevo swears by Next but I've never been that sure of them either. So that's why I saw him being ushered from from their doorway last week. Haha! Effin and blinding so he was! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 (edited) Next is overpriced tat. I'm a peacocks man, its cheap but not primark cheap and lasts a bit. Edited July 9, 2014 by Ingram85 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted July 9, 2014 Share Posted July 9, 2014 Next is OK when you're in a jam. I obvs only buy vintage clothes from independent second hand stores. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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