sled Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 weird Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Voinjama, this is not as weird, although I find this thread a little disturbing, we all have to shit and therefore really unless you like shit around your ass, wipe it. So it's a question on something you have to do it. Sorta like which hand do you hold your knife and fork in....but a little more gruesome. However what you said in another thread is not something you have to do, it's just some very weird/freakish fantasy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ClaretMahoney Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Voinjama hasn't really been around lately since his admission, I reckon we should stop giving him so much sh1t.... Sorry no pun intended.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I get the dog to lick it clean. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sled Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Can tell weve won **** all for the past 15 yearsHmm. :? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Can tell weve won **** all for the past 15 yearsHmm. :? Yeah exactly. I seem to remember a certain Nigel Reo-Coker lifting a cup just this Summer Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
granville Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Can tell weve won **** all for the past 15 yearsHmm. :? Woodytom's topics of discussion for the day are how shit Laursen was and how little Villa have won. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 I detect a trollllllllllllllllllll Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted January 13, 2010 VT Supporter Share Posted January 13, 2010 Can tell weve won **** all for the past 15 yearsHmm. :? Woodytom's topics of discussion for the day are how shit Laursen was and how little Villa have won. Hopefully the mods will be on the case Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ED Posted January 13, 2010 Share Posted January 13, 2010 Nicole kidman wipes standing up if I recall Eyes Wide Shut correctly (though not her arse) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted April 11, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2012 There is one downside to wiping standing up which I was just recently reminded of (and hence why I resurrect this thread, one of the greatest in the annals of OT). When you combine this with being a single guy, and thus not bothering to install the bog roll into a dispensing apparatus but instead just letting the roll sit atop the toilet or a nearby shelf, it occasionally transpires that the roll gets dropped into the dirty water, thereby rendering a roll useless. This is an event that doesn't happen often enough to make any effort to avoid it worthwhile, but it is most annoying. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Levi, you went back TWO YEARS to dig up this stupid thread? :bonk: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I use a combo of baby wipes and toilet roll. One wet, one dry, one wet, one dry etc. Do it sitting down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
johnsonp Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Be carefull with baby wipes they can clog up your drain, a problem I recently had to fix in the rain........very messy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 start off sitting down to get the main part sorted then stand up and have a few wipes for good measure Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irreverentad Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 But how far do you go in before you are 'clean'? eg the more you dig the more you find..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 11, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2012 I don't bother with wiping. By the end of the day it's usually wiped itself. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I wipe myself while sitting. I am afraid that if I try it standing up I might fall forward. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 I wipe myself while sitting. I am afraid that if I try it standing up I might fall forward. Are you Barbara Windsor? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted April 11, 2012 Share Posted April 11, 2012 Where is the 3 sea shells option for **** sake I tried using a toothbrush once it wasn't my own it was someone i hated at the time at a stag weekend Whenever i seen him smile throughout the trip i was smiling inside Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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