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Just been reminded of one I could have posted in my earlier submission to this thread. 

Louise Nurding (as was) once took her clothes off in my bedroom. 

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On 09/07/2018 at 20:35, choffer said:

Just been reminded of one I could have posted in my earlier submission to this thread. 

Louise Nurding (as was) once took her clothes off in my bedroom. 

.....and......AND ?!??!?!

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4 minutes ago, mottaloo said:

.....and......AND ?!??!?!

Well you've seen American Pie, haven't you?

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1 hour ago, mottaloo said:

.....and......AND ?!??!?!

I dunno. ?‍♂️

 

I wasn't even there.

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I have played football against Roberto Martinez for 30 seconds.

I once went out for a curry with two members of Belle and Sebastian.

Dele Alli went to the same school I did, many years later of course.

I quite often see egg chaser Ben Cohen picking his kids up from school.

I was at primary school with the Kettering chairman who made Gazza manager.

My nan was friends with Renee off of Renee and Renata.

My best man was a coach at Wigan Athletic under Steve Bruce.

My nephew is friends with Kieran Trippier's brother.

Wayne Routledge liked one of my tweets.

I was on a train once, sat at the same table with my dad opposite Benny from Crossroads and Terry Duckworth.

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I was once presented with a £100 check by Johnny Briggs's otherwise known as Mike Baldwin from Coronation Street.

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10 minutes ago, TheAuthority said:

I was once presented with a £100 check by Johnny Briggs's otherwise known as Mike Baldwin from Coronation Street.

You, Sir, have been in the former colonies far too long!

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2 minutes ago, bickster said:

You, Sir, have been in the former colonies far too long!

Well as the US is fast turning into Gilead I quite fancy returning home.

How are things going over there then - a nice and stable country to come back to I imagine?

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4 minutes ago, TheAuthority said:

Well as the US is fast turning into Gilead I quite fancy returning home.

How are things going over there then - a nice and stable country to come back to I imagine?

No, but we can still spell cheque, some of us at least ?

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1 minute ago, bickster said:

No, but we can still spell cheque, some of us at least ?

You lot are a bunch of Frenchie cheese eating surrender monkey lovers! We spell how we want because of our FREEEEEEDDDDUMMMM.

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The other week I went to a New Japan wrestling show in Milton Keynes. I saw Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, Minoru Suzuki, Will Ospreay, Zack Sabre Jr and others getting a meal deal at the Morrisons next door to the venue a few hours before the show. 

Later on, during the interval of the show, Tiger Mask walked by to man his merch stand with a Morrisons bag for life in hand. I'm reliably informed he was selling t-shirts (£45!) and masks (£95!!) from within it. 

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8 minutes ago, hogso said:

The other week I went to a New Japan wrestling show in Milton Keynes. I saw Kazuchika Okada, Tomohiro Ishii, Minoru Suzuki, Will Ospreay, Zack Sabre Jr and others getting a meal deal at the Morrisons next door to the venue a few hours before the show. 

Later on, during the interval of the show, Tiger Mask walked by to man his merch stand with a Morrisons bag for life in hand. I'm reliably informed he was selling t-shirts (£45!) and masks (£95!!) from within it. 

It's another world. 

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5 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said:

I once contacted British Gas and spoke to someone who was helpful.

STFU.. I’m calling you out on that one

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On 09/07/2018 at 20:35, choffer said:

Just been reminded of one I could have posted in my earlier submission to this thread. 

Louise Nurding (as was) once took her clothes off in my bedroom. 

Pics?

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I used to minesweep the amphetamines off Mark E Smith's (And Brix's) dressing room table when they were onstage during the I am Kurious Orange tour

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13 minutes ago, bickster said:

I used to minesweep the amphetamines off Mark E Smith's (And Brix's) dressing room table when they were onstage during the I am Kurious Orange tour

I bet they didn't even notice it was gone.

Kings of Leon gave me and some friends a nice big chunk of bud (back when I used to smoke).

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