Chindie Posted August 21, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted August 21, 2022 4 minutes ago, a m ole said: Put these in order of priority signings: Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward, Manager, First team/head coach, set piece coach, goalkeeper coach. I’d go first team coach, set piece coach, manager, midfielder, defender, forward, goalkeeper coach, goalkeeper Manager First team coach Midfielder Defender Forward GK coach GK Set piece coach can get in a bin on the far side of Mars. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steero113 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 11 minutes ago, a m ole said: Put these in order of priority signings: Goalkeeper, Defender, Midfielder, Forward, Manager, First team/head coach, set piece coach, goalkeeper coach. I’d go first team coach, set piece coach, manager, midfielder, defender, forward, goalkeeper coach, goalkeeper Midfielder New nanny for the first team to impersonate Emma Thompson Manager Defender Forward First team/Head Coach Goalkeeper Goalkeeper Coach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
a m ole Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 38 minutes ago, Chindie said: Manager First team coach Midfielder Defender Forward GK coach GK Set piece coach can get in a bin on the far side of Mars. You can replace the current set coach piece with an inanimate carbon rod if you like, I would Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
messi11 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 2 hours ago, messi11 said: Who needs Percy when you've got Villamole Villa Mole Exposed once again. love it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
STO Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Still rumours knocking around that it's off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anything11 Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 Sign a whole new team. I need to feel something. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
the_eristic Posted August 21, 2022 Share Posted August 21, 2022 1 hour ago, STO said: Still rumours knocking around that it's off. He's heard Ryan Babel is available. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicRic Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Hope this deal falls through as reported as it will be for good reason, it is not a player we should have as priority at this moment in time and the majority of us have shared the same reaction which is that our central midfield is the weakest and needs strengthening asap! … we also need a CB loaned in on top Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 9 hours ago, the_eristic said: He's heard Ryan Babel is available. As long as he promises to dye his hair claret Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CVByrne Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 We are becoming a bit of a crisis club at the moment. Only bad news coming out Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HalfTimePost Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 On 08/08/2022 at 11:00, HalfTimePost said: Kouadio Kone is my pick. Newcastle have bid for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke313 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 For what it’s worth. Even though the deal is fell through, at least it’s a bit of activity to talk about on here The talk of the owners providing no money, or lost interest can be put to bed. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinRichardsonsMoustache Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 Two theories on the Sarr deal. Both have consequences for the rest of the window. 1. Sarr thinks we’re shi**e. We got wind of it and pulled the plug before he could either turn us down or present us with enormously unrealistic wage demands. Wonder if our crap performances so far this season might put off other possible signings in the same way? 2. We pulled the plug on Sarr because a big target has become available elsewhere (in another position). We need to redirect that £25m to that new signing. If you pretend that the first option isn’t possible and you focus entirely on the second one, your erection comes back. Ah sweet, sweet delusion. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KevinRichardsonsMoustache Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 10 hours ago, Anything11 said: Sign a whole new team of coaches. Fixed. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
duke313 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 3 minutes ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: Two theories on the Sarr deal. Both have consequences for the rest of the window. 1. Sarr thinks we’re shi**e. We got wind of it and pulled the plug before he could either turn us down or present us with enormously unrealistic wage demands. Wonder if our crap performances so far this season might put off other possible signings in the same way? 2. We pulled the plug on Sarr because a big target has become available elsewhere (in another position). We need to redirect that £25m to that new signing. If you pretend that the first option isn’t possible and you focus entirely on the second one, your erection comes back. Ah sweet, sweet delusion. This is a good point. Ross Barkley transfer inbound. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Anything11 Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 24 minutes ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: Two theories on the Sarr deal. Both have consequences for the rest of the window. 1. Sarr thinks we’re shi**e. We got wind of it and pulled the plug before he could either turn us down or present us with enormously unrealistic wage demands. Wonder if our crap performances so far this season might put off other possible signings in the same way? 2. We pulled the plug on Sarr because a big target has become available elsewhere (in another position). We need to redirect that £25m to that new signing. If you pretend that the first option isn’t possible and you focus entirely on the second one, your erection comes back. Ah sweet, sweet delusion. More that his personal terms were no good by the sounds of things. Probably wanted big time wages. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PerryBarrPet Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 1 hour ago, KevinRichardsonsMoustache said: Two theories on the Sarr deal. Both have consequences for the rest of the window. 1. Sarr thinks we’re shi**e. We got wind of it and pulled the plug before he could either turn us down or present us with enormously unrealistic wage demands. Wonder if our crap performances so far this season might put off other possible signings in the same way? 2. We pulled the plug on Sarr because a big target has become available elsewhere (in another position). We need to redirect that £25m to that new signing. If you pretend that the first option isn’t possible and you focus entirely on the second one, your erection comes back. Ah sweet, sweet delusion. And if you think the first option is a balanced explanation then your member ends up stuck to your blanket. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RicRic Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 (edited) Why aren’t we going for some of these Portuguese monsters like wolves for example, if lange is that great at what he does he would find plenty talent in those teams and stop signing all these midfielders that are like 5 foot 7 we are getting bullied and ran through each and every time … we need 5’11 or plus physical beasts with skill and control and play ball. Edited August 22, 2022 by RicRic Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The_Steve Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 11 minutes ago, RicRic said: Why aren’t we going for some of these Portuguese monsters like wolves for example, if lange is that great at what he does he would find plenty talent in those teams and stop signing all these midfielders that are like 5 foot 7 we are getting bullied and ran through each and every time … we need 5’11 or plus physical beasts with skill and control and play ball. Because the real owner of Wolves is Mendes. We shouldn’t become a vessel for someone to shift players because of an agent. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Made In Aston Posted August 22, 2022 Share Posted August 22, 2022 I find it staggering that the club is struggling to close a deal for a new number 8 after 2 seasons. Is there not one player in the whole of world football that a) would improve us, b) want to join c) their club is willing to sell and d) we can afford?! 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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