Popular Post Paddywhack Posted July 16, 2021 Popular Post Share Posted July 16, 2021 11 minutes ago, Xela said: How about your husband? Nah, I haven’t pissed on him once. 8 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Tegis Posted July 16, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 16, 2021 1 hour ago, Paddywhack said: I’ve sat down for about 80% of my tinkles Night-activity for me. Aim is sadly lacking in the dark. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 I usually dress up in a multicoloured monkey suit with a fake penis, I then slip my catheter into said fake penis. 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 16, 2021 Share Posted July 16, 2021 19 hours ago, YLN said: Bringing the meat and veg out over the waistband is grotesque. It seems to be just me doing the very cool boxer leg roll up with my middle and index fingers and then flicking himself out the trouser fly with the same two fingers. Just the meat. Basically making a fly out of the bottom of my boxer shorts. What a world. The idea of abusing my meat and veg by dragging them over a waistband and leaving them there perched like a strangled cronenborg is abhorrent to me. Also mine is a one handed technique - is this waistband a two hand? One holding the waistband, the other guiding the pee pee Wait, if you're going out legside on what I assume aren't jockey shorts, how far down are your jeans? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 As I wear shorts that reach around my knees I have no choice except for over the top.Left thumb holding the waist down,right hand aiming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 23 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Balls over the waistband is weird. They have no need to be there. It's like taking your shirt off to piss (Couldn’t find the right gif, but there’s an episode of Seinfeld about how George has to take his shirt off to ‘drop the kids off at the pool’.) 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Big Salad Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 (edited) Also,just as a tip FYI to all my fellow posters: If you plan on getting drunk, make sure you close your front room curtains before you do so you will not be in clear view of any traffic when you whip it out. Also, make sure you're actually at the toilet and not pissing all over one of your cats. Apologies again Felix. Edited July 17, 2021 by Big Salad 1 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villarule123 Posted July 17, 2021 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted July 17, 2021 Who the **** gets their balls out for a piss? **** weirdos on here 4 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 17, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2021 Live status update. I noticed Im currently singleballing it. Most peculiar. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 25 minutes ago, Tegis said: Live status update. I noticed Im currently singleballing it. Most peculiar. One ball out with the other ball, and the shaft, still tucked in? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Apologies for going OT here, but this reminds of another important question: how do you piss in a toilet when your willy is standing to attention? The number of times I've done a spray and pray, lost control of my weapon, and dashed all over someone's wall and cistern. There must be a reliable technique for handling this scenario. I've tried standing back a couple of feet, but it only works well at the start, and you only need to be a few degrees out for some real carnage. I've also tried hovering over the bowl with my arse in the air, but you still have to put a lot of downward strain on it, and the piss gets stuck in the plumbing, comes out in bursts. Sitting down is no good at all. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 17, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 17, 2021 1 hour ago, StanBalaban said: One ball out with the other ball, and the shaft, still tucked in? Managed tobget Frankie out. All is well Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 Its Saturday and i'm bored Frank down the leg, beans over the top. They are a bit sore now (insert KW) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted July 17, 2021 Share Posted July 17, 2021 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 15/07/2021 at 12:54, Xela said: At a public urinal, I will pull my jeans and boxers to my ankles and do it that way. That way, no-one stands next to me. Seriously though, waistband guy. The whole package goes over... frank and beans Haha, a kid in grade school did that, I always felt sort of sorry for him. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 I usually come over the waistband, although it’s getting harder and harder to do these days as I get older. I’m finding I have to use both hands now, but whatever feels better . Once I’m done I give it a good shake, wipe the old girl , then put her back in place. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 1 hour ago, Rugeley Villa said: I usually come over the waistband, although it’s getting harder and harder to do these days as I get older. I’m finding I have to use both hands now, but whatever feels better . Once I’m done I give it a good shake, wipe the old girl , then put her back in place. Define "come". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 9 minutes ago, StanBalaban said: Define "come". Now that would be too easy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted July 18, 2021 Share Posted July 18, 2021 On 17/07/2021 at 14:08, KentVillan said: Apologies for going OT here, but this reminds of another important question: how do you piss in a toilet when your willy is standing to attention? The number of times I've done a spray and pray, lost control of my weapon, and dashed all over someone's wall and cistern. There must be a reliable technique for handling this scenario. I've tried standing back a couple of feet, but it only works well at the start, and you only need to be a few degrees out for some real carnage. I've also tried hovering over the bowl with my arse in the air, but you still have to put a lot of downward strain on it, and the piss gets stuck in the plumbing, comes out in bursts. Sitting down is no good at all. Have you tried doing a handstand ?that should fix the problem 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted July 18, 2021 VT Supporter Share Posted July 18, 2021 Got to say I'm suprised this thread is still flowing strongly. Must have been a lot pent up pressure around this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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