Voinjama Posted May 25, 2014 Share Posted May 25, 2014 (edited) 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout ''Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a **** up'' Edited May 25, 2014 by Voinjama Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 25, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2014 What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted May 25, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2014 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout ''Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a **** up'' A dyslexic man walks into a bra... 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout ''Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a **** up'' A dyslexic man walks into a bra...oh dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 What's the difference between a piano, a tuna and a pot of glue? You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna!! I'll chip it up for you..... "What about the glue?" I knew you'd get stuck on that one Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 26, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2014 BEST JOKE EVER hahaha hahaha hahaha HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted May 26, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2014 2 dyslexics run into a bank and shout ''Air in the hands mother stickers, this is a **** up'' http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DInM68YgcC4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 26, 2014 Share Posted May 26, 2014 Bought some chicken drumsticks earlier. All I need to do now is find a chicken that can play the drums. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villaajax Posted May 26, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2014 Bought some chicken drumsticks earlier. All I need to do now is find a chicken that can play the drums. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted May 27, 2014 Share Posted May 27, 2014 According to the BBC teenagers are responsible for more crashes than anyone else. Sounds about right, I nearly wrote my car off checking out a 15 year old girl this morning 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 A man and a little boy go into the hairdresser's. The man has his hair done and then sits the little lad in the chair. "Now wait here when your finished, I'm just off to do some shopping." says the man and leaves without paying. Two hours later, the little lad's still waiting, when the barber says, "I think your dad's forgotten you". The little lad says, "He's not me dad, we just met outside and he asked me if I wanted a free haircut". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 Memorable dates in Manchester City's Illustrious History:1937: Division 1 Title Winners for the first time, under Wilf Wild1956: FA Cup Winners under Les McDowall1968: Division 1 Title Winners under Joe Mercer1969: FA Cup Winners under Joe Mercer1983: Yaya Toure is born1984: Yaya Toure's 1st Birthday1985: Yaya Toure's 2nd Birthday1986: Yaya Toure's 3rd Birthday1987: Yaya Toure's 4th Birthday1988: Yaya Toure's 5th Birthday1989: Yaya Toure's 6th Birthday1990: Yaya Toure's 7th Birthday1991: Yaya Toure's 8th Birthday1992: Yaya Toure's 9th Birthday1993: Yaya Toure's 10th Birthday1994: Yaya Toure's 11th Birthday1995: Yaya Toure's 12th Birthday1996: Yaya Toure's 13th Birthday1997: Yaya Toure's 14th Birthday1998: Yaya Toure's 15th Birthday1999: Yaya Toure's 16th Birthday2000: Yaya Toure's 17th Birthday2001: Yaya Toure's 18th Birthday2002: Yaya Toure's 19th Birthday2003: Yaya Toure's 20th Birthday2004: Yaya Toure's 21st Birthday2005: Yaya Toure's 22nd Birthday2006: Yaya Toure's 23rd Birthday2007: Yaya Toure's 24th Birthday2008: Yaya Toure's 25th Birthday2009: Yaya Toure's 26th Birthday2010: Yaya Toure's 27th Birthday2011: Yaya Toure's 28th Birthday; FA Cup Winners under Roberto Mancini2012: Yaya Toure's 29th Birthday; Premier League Champions under Roberto Mancini2013: Yaya Toure's 30th Birthday2014: Yaya Toure's 31st Birthday; Premier League Champions under Manuel Pellegrini 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted May 28, 2014 Share Posted May 28, 2014 So still less than half the silverware Aston Villa have won. Many more Yaya Toure birthdays though, to give them their due. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted May 29, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted May 29, 2014 Why does Stefan Postma love horror films? Because he likes getting the willies put up him. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RichardCanning Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 Pochettino will be at Spurs for 3 seasons......summer, autumn and winter Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stegzy Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 (edited) What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day whereas anal sex will make your whole week! Edited May 30, 2014 by stegzy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day whereas anal sex will make your whole week! Unless you're on the receiving end? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 30, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2014 What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day whereas anal sex will make your whole week! Unless you're on the receiving end?bless 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted May 30, 2014 Share Posted May 30, 2014 What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex will make your day whereas anal sex will make your whole week! Unless you're on the receiving end? bless Well Stevo, whatever you have rammed up your anus is your business. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 30, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted May 30, 2014 I think you missed the joke... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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