Stevo985 Posted April 5, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 5, 2014 What do you call a nun with a washing machine on her head? Systematic 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StefanAVFC Posted April 8, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 8, 2014 Every contract Hugh Jackman signs to play Wolverine has a get-out claws. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust. (sorry) Knock, knock Who's there? The Gestapo... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TrinityRoadSteps Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 What do you call a fish with no eyes A Fsh Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 What's the difference between a Duck? One leg's both the same. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Knock, Knock Who's there? Headache. Headache, who? Headache, me, I don't have any arms. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Should have kicked the door. Deserves the headache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Should have kicked the door. Deserves the headache. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
useless Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 Why did Lily fall of the swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Lily. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted April 8, 2014 Share Posted April 8, 2014 (edited) Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Lily. She should have used her head legs. Edited April 9, 2014 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 What goes "ha ha thud"? A man laughing his head off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted April 9, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 9, 2014 And to think, someone complained that the last page was bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AshVilla Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 What do you call a woman that can juggle pints of beer Beatrix Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 When I'm older I hope I die peacefully in my sleep like my grandad. Not screaming like his passengers. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seat68 Posted April 9, 2014 Share Posted April 9, 2014 this is as bad as I imagine the cricket and wwe threads to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 Whats black white and starving? Peachs Geldofs cat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 Apparently, the average woman spends about 416hrs of her life searching through purses looking for their keys. Well if that's the case, how come it only takes them seconds to find their pepper spray? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 10, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2014 On the eve of our anniversary my wife and I agreed that whoever woke up first in the morning should wake the other one with oral sex. Come the morning I was up first so I slowly pulled back the covers... ... and stuck my c**k in her mouth. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted April 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2014 I see that in Michigan, two people are being sued for $2 million after burning down an apartment complex while cooking a squirrel with a blowtorch. Now I'm not an accountant, but it sounds like they might not have $2 million. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post StefanAVFC Posted April 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted April 13, 2014 Thatcher's dead, Fergie's retired and Liverpool are going to win the league. Somewhere there's a Scouser with a lamp and no wishes left. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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