rjw63 Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 If only I had such an exciting life. RugeleyVilla on the other hand... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 27, 2014 Share Posted April 27, 2014 im a bit concerned about my left goolie, its slightly bigger than the other two 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 im a bit concerned about my left goolie, its slightly bigger than the other two It might not be that your left goolie is bigger.It might be that your left one is small and the other 2 are smaller still. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 That's about the size of it. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 28, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted April 28, 2014 He's baaaaaaaaaaaaaaack 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
RunRickyRun Posted April 28, 2014 Share Posted April 28, 2014 (edited) im a bit concerned about my left goolie, its slightly bigger than the other two It might not be that your left goolie is bigger.It might be that your left one is small and the other 2 are smaller still. Welcome Back! Edited April 28, 2014 by RunRickyRun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 RIP Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Your mom was so ugly as a child the local paedophile used to eat his own sweets. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 I manage my local pub football team and we had a game last night. At half time we were 3-0 down and I was stressed, freezing cold and hungry. My mate said, "I'm quickly popping to the shops, do you want anything?" I said, "Yeah, get me a 12 inch sub." He came back ten minutes later with Shaun Wright-Phillips. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 A guy pulls up alongside a kid and says Hop in the car and I will give you a lift Kid:No, leave me alone Guy: Come on I will take you for ice cream later Kid: Piss off dad I am not going to the Villa game with you 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Back with a bang! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tomaspg Posted April 29, 2014 Share Posted April 29, 2014 Did you hear about the two antennas that got married? The ceremony was lame, but the reception was amazing How do you starve a blues fan? You hide the welfare check under the soap I remember the first time I saw a universal remote control. I thought to myself, "Well, this changes everything." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 Just saw an enormous squirrel helping himself to a young squirrel's nuts. I'm guessing it must have been Squirrel Smith 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 At the New Rangers game on the weekend someone threw a one pound coin onto the pitch. Police are trying to figure out if it was a missle or a takeover bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StanBalaban Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 At the New Rangers game on the weekend someone threw a one pound coin onto the pitch. Police are trying to figure out if it was a missle or a takeover bid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted April 30, 2014 Share Posted April 30, 2014 At the New Rangers game on the weekend someone threw a one pound coin onto the pitch. Police are trying to figure out if it was a missle or a takeover bid. I don't know what this is. Is not a joke. Its not a news story close to of any kind. I don't dare to ask about the logic of this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 At the New Rangers game on the weekend someone threw a one pound coin onto the pitch. Police are trying to figure out if it was a missle or a takeover bid. I don't know what this is. Is not a joke. Its not a news story close to of any kind. I don't dare to ask about the logic of this. The "New Rangers" have been caught doing what Glasgow Rangers did and they are in trouble again.Its that bad that for ST they will only accept cash not visa etc. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sharkyvilla Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted May 1, 2014 Share Posted May 1, 2014 What do you do with an epileptic lettuce? Make a seizure salad But what if I'm keeping fit? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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