juanpabloangel18 Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Anne Summers outlets are selling a new alcoholic vagina gel that women can rub on their flaps! So now when the guy goes down he can have a bevvy as well! However, anti-drink campaigner's want it banned amid fears of 24 hr minge drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: That shock you're feeling now as you read the above, Wiggs? That's how shocked we were during "Orwellgate". Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: That shock you're feeling now as you read the above, Wiggs? That's how shocked we were during "Orwellgate". Oh **** off both you Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: Here ya go Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Juju Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 I just saw Davy Jones face. Now I'm a bereaver. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
legov Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 Do you know who Mary Poppins is Legov? Sounds familiar but no :oops: Here ya go Detest movies like this. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 So Julie Andrews is lunching alone in a Beverley Hills cafe. She orders a starter of cauliflower cheese followed by eggs Benedict and a glass of mineral water. Upon presenting her with the bill, the waiter can't help notice that the starter plate was licked clean but the second course was barely touched. "Was everything all right with your meal, Miss Andrews?" "Super cauliflower cheese; eggs Benedict atrocious". That joke reminds me of a newspaper headline, but i cant quite remember it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 So Julie Andrews is lunching alone in a Beverley Hills cafe. She orders a starter of cauliflower cheese followed by eggs Benedict and a glass of mineral water. Upon presenting her with the bill, the waiter can't help notice that the starter plate was licked clean but the second course was barely touched. "Was everything all right with your meal, Miss Andrews?" "Super cauliflower cheese; eggs Benedict atrocious". That joke reminds me of a newspaper headline, but i cant quite remember it! SupercaligoballisticCelticareatrocious? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 2, 2012 Share Posted March 2, 2012 That joke reminds me of a newspaper headline, but i cant quite remember it! Like Des1 says, can only be this; Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted March 2, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 2, 2012 Jesus I thought nobody was going to bite then! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NibblyPig Posted March 6, 2012 Share Posted March 6, 2012 I once declared that the bus stop outside my house is the greatest bus stop in the world . . . . . . and I stand by it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Bump Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted March 21, 2012 Moderator Share Posted March 21, 2012 BumpI don't get it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 BumpI don't get it. Oooh, I've heard that rumour. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 21, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted March 21, 2012 Q. What goes "99 bump"? A. Paddywhack (except for the "99" bit). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Q. What goes "99 bump"? A. Paddywhack (except for the "99" bit). I laughed so much I centipede in my pants. ( Sorry, just trying to stick to the theme of the thread :oops: ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Two gays are talking about giving up smoking. #1 This is so hard I dont know if I can go through with it #2 Why dont you do what I do, every time I feel like a smoke I suck on a lifesaver #1 Its allright for you, you live by the beach Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 Q: Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning? A: 'Cos he was too far out maaaaaan! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted March 21, 2012 Share Posted March 21, 2012 A man is up in court for rape. Judge: And how do you plead? Man answers with barely intelligible choked up voice: Not guilty. Judge: Good gracious, man. Have you tried sucking a Fisherman's Friend? Man with choked up voice: No your honour, don't you think I'm in enough trouble already? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 22, 2012 Share Posted March 22, 2012 the FA are trying to introduce goal line technology into the Premier league. Bolton are trying to reintroduce sudden death into the FA Cup Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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