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Latest revelation: Harry is still holding a grudge because his brother got one more sausage (kw) on his breakfast when they were kids. 

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17 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Latest revelation: Harry is still holding a grudge because his brother got one more sausage (kw) on his breakfast when they were kids. 

Did William also used to pin him to the floor and dribble spit into his mouth? 

I sure hate my brother for that. Maybe I can get a Netflix deal! 

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On 16/01/2023 at 11:03, sidcow said:

Did William also used to pin him to the floor and dribble spit into his mouth? 

I sure hate my brother for that. Maybe I can get a Netflix deal! 

Definitely get a Pornhub deal :mrgreen: 

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The phrasing of that pisses me off. No, a Northampton town councillor didn't pay for that. It wasn't "funded by a local councillor". They didn't put their hands in their pocket. Local taxpayers did. A councillor spaffed £1700 of taxpayers' money up the wall on a worthless (and shit) vanity project he could attach his name to.

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Vegan God Oil

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The oil used to anoint the King in the coronation is one of the most sacred and mysterious parts of the ceremony - and a new quantity has been prepared.

But reflecting modern animal-friendly sensitivities, this oil will not include any ingredients from animals.

The "chrism oil" for the coronation was consecrated in a religious ceremony in Jerusalem on Friday.

This was carried out in one of the city's holiest Christian sites, the Church of the Holy Sepulchre.

Previous versions have included civet oil, from the glands of the small mammals, and ambergris from the intestines of whales.

 

 

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10 hours ago, hogso said:

Vegan God Oil

 

That, right there, ought to be enough for anybody other than the utterly deranged to laugh the whole ludicrous farce out of business. I get the whole 'pomp and ceremony' traditions to a a degree, but magic oil, FFS. 2023, folks. 

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The weird part is covering them up for when they chuck the oil on his face. Well, assuming they do the same as for the Queen. 

It's only the same stuff they use if you have a CoE Baptism. 

Source: went to a CoE Baptism a few months ago, and the God Man said so. And I got to see that oil get chucked on the kids face in person. That one wasn't vegan tho. Had whale vom in it. 

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On 04/03/2023 at 22:54, Davkaus said:

Turns out when you're manufacturing some pointless magic oil to appeal to simpletons...

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