Popular Post Wezbid Posted August 17, 2023 Popular Post Share Posted August 17, 2023 15 minutes ago, Stockbridgehibby said: Looks like we will be moved to Wednesday night Good. Wednesday is my day off. I can start drinking from 9am. My 1 year old can look after me and wipe my arse for a change. 2 11 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sulberto21 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 2 hours ago, Wezbid said: Good. Wednesday is my day off. I can start drinking from 9am. My 1 year old can look after me and wipe my arse for a change. And my 4 week old can do the same for me especially the incessant crying. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Simon Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 6 hours ago, Wezbid said: Good. Wednesday is my day off. I can start drinking from 9am. My 1 year old can look after me and wipe my arse for a change. 3 hours ago, Sulberto21 said: And my 4 week old can do the same for me especially the incessant crying. You're really selling the notion of having children. My girlfriend has never read VillaTalk, I'm making sure she sees these two posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummybloke Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 9 minutes ago, Don_Simon said: You're really selling the notion of having children. My girlfriend has never read VillaTalk, I'm making sure she sees these two posts. I can help you further. Don't have kids Unless you want any disposable income gone, nice holidays gone, chill out time gone, nice car swapped for sensible car, less sex, sleepless nights and any sense that anything you own is now not yours. And if you do split up from the mother, 15% of your wages gone for potentially 20 years. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Simon Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 minute ago, brummybloke said: I can help you further. Don't have kids Unless you want any disposable income gone, nice holidays gone, chill out time gone, nice car swapped for sensible car, less sex, sleepless nights and any sense that anything you own is now not yours. And if you do split up from the mother, 15% of your wages gone for potentially 20 years. Boom. There we go. I owe you a beer Brohammed. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cheltenham_villa Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 5 minutes ago, brummybloke said: I can help you further. Don't have kids Unless you want any disposable income gone, nice holidays gone, chill out time gone, nice car swapped for sensible car, less sex, sleepless nights and any sense that anything you own is now not yours. And if you do split up from the mother, 15% of your wages gone for potentially 20 years. Yeah but if you don't have kids, who do you send to the shops to buy your fags? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Don_Simon Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 14 minutes ago, cheltenham_villa said: Yeah but if you don't have kids, who do you send to the shops to buy your fags? Use the money you're saving on kids and hire a Cigarette Collection service. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brummybloke Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 22 minutes ago, cheltenham_villa said: Yeah but if you don't have kids, who do you send to the shops to buy your fags? Luckily, your Mrs will have more time on her hands, once she's opened your beer she can nip down the shops for your fags and snacks 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mic09 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wezbid Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 1 hour ago, brummybloke said: I can help you further. Don't have kids Unless you want any disposable income gone, nice holidays gone, chill out time gone, nice car swapped for sensible car, less sex, sleepless nights and any sense that anything you own is now not yours. And if you do split up from the mother, 15% of your wages gone for potentially 20 years. Bloody great though isn't it! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dante_Lockhart Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 3 hours ago, Mic09 said: Holy learntocrop Batman! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Steero113 Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 13 hours ago, Don_Simon said: You're really selling the notion of having children. My girlfriend has never read VillaTalk, I'm making sure she sees these two posts. Just to hammer this home. When my son was a few days old, in the mere 4 or 5 second window where I took him out of the bath to place him on the towel he produced a liquid shit tornado which managed to fill a decent proportion of my pocket with shit. I had shit all over my phone and it wouldn't charge. Because of shit. #kids 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Adman Posted August 18, 2023 Share Posted August 18, 2023 8 minutes ago, Steero113 said: Just to hammer this home. When my son was a few days old, in the mere 4 or 5 second window where I took him out of the bath to place him on the towel he produced a liquid shit tornado which managed to fill a decent proportion of my pocket with shit. I had shit all over my phone and it wouldn't charge. Because of shit. #kids My daughter shit so hard it went in her hair. She was clothed too 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
OutByEaster? Posted August 18, 2023 Moderator Share Posted August 18, 2023 Ahem, if we could get off the idea of having kids and resume chatting about the Scottish tyro in question please, that would be lovely. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lexicon Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Superb performance today. Got tired around 75 mins or so because he's not superhuman but excellent to see. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
osmark86 Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 He's an absolute unit! Easy MotM choice today. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DJBOB Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Not quite sure how he knows where the ball is when he does his 360 shield spin. That must look silly on the training ground but somehow works for Super John. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chine Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 Immense from the captain Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
DCJonah Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 What a sensational performance. Easily best player on the pitch. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wishywashy Posted August 20, 2023 Share Posted August 20, 2023 One of his best Villa performances of his career today, imo. Everton had 2/3 players on him at all times and he still ran rings around them. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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