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1 minute ago, OutByEaster? said:

Nice to get in for half time. Good that Vassell is off. Now we have to see if we can come up with a plan B.

 

What was plan A? Be shit and make the scum look good?

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Onoumah absolute dog shit.

Ruining our formation to accomadate that lazy knob......

4 4 2 get Davies on and take that fool off.

 

And make Whelan wear longer studs.

 

Had zero attacking play all half thanks to that dire formation.

Sort this shit out bruce

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Bruce at BMH “Right boys, today we are going to work on hoofing it”

Adomah - “But boss we worked on that all last week”

Bruce - “I know but you kept calling for the ball to feet at the weekend didn’t you. So we are going to do it again”

Hourihane - “Us as well boss?”

Bruce - “No you doughnut you and the rest of the midfield....”

Kodjia - “The what?”

Bruce - “Midfield. You know the guys that you pretend you can’t see. Righ, Adomah, Snoddie, Conor go get a neck rub you must be in bits after Sunday. Whelan, you just oh I don’t know, just watch and see if you pick anything up. Alan, stop chasing cars you idiot.

Terry - “How the hell did I end up playing with this lot?”

Kodjia - “JT? When did you arrive at Villa I’ve not seen you around”

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Really awful

Onamah and Kodjia had little service but have been very poor nonetheless. 

When we (supposedly) have better players why do we just hoof it repeatedly. 

Crying out for someone to put their foot on the ball - Hourihane not doing it and so wide man having no impact. 

Whelan is a destroyer full stop - we need something more from a CM

Every criticism of Bruce has been perfectly illustrated in that half

garbage

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5 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

We have been absolutely turgid.

Kodjia has been **** dreadful. Constantly holding onto the ball way too long.

Get Davis on.

Agreed. We need to get Hurihane, Snodgrass and Adomah into the game. Davis does that with his hold up ability. 

 

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Don’t think anyone thought this was going to be a classic in the footballing sense but I can’t help thinking on the evidence of that first half performance Bruce is again paying too much respect to the opposition who have been generally poor.

I’d sacrifice a midfielder and put Davis on with Kodjia playing off him and filling in midfield when Birmingham have the ball.

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1 minute ago, VillaCas said:

Really awful

Onamah and Kodjia had little service but have been very poor nonetheless. 

When we (supposedly) have better players why do we just hoof it repeatedly. 

Crying out for someone to put their foot on the ball - Hourihane not doing it and so wide man having no impact. 

Whelan is a destroyer full stop - we need something more from a CM

Every criticism of Bruce has been perfectly illustrated in that half

garbage

Because it's a derby game.  Our plan won't have been to panic and lump it to Kodjia.

 

Anyone expecting anything other than this kind of game in a derby is **** deluded.

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