Mic09 Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 On 27/11/2022 at 07:12, AJ said: Gareth Southgate hands out easter eggs at Christmas. Gareth Southgate thinks genitalia is an Italian airline. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post GarethRDR Posted November 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2022 7 hours ago, Seal said: Still (one of) the greatest trance songs of all time. This is what happens when you play bittersweet symphony backwards. Dropping this absolute banger within your first 32 posts, sir? Back on-topic: Gareth Southgate has a carpeted bathroom. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Gareth Southgate wears a condom when he wanks Edited November 28, 2022 by Dodgyknees 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theboyangel Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Looks likely he’s going to pick Henderson over Bellingham tomorrow - what an utterly spineless puddle of jism 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Underneath Gareth's waistcoat is another waistcoat. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 (edited) Gareth Southgate sews his name into his gym pants. Edited November 28, 2022 by GarethRDR 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 26 minutes ago, AJ said: Underneath Gareth's waistcoat is another waistcoat. He doesn't wear the waistcoat any more! That's one of the big problems! It's all gone downhill since then! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 1 minute ago, HanoiVillan said: He doesn't wear the waistcoat any more! That's one of the big problems! It's all gone downhill since then! Get rid of Gareth and keep the waistcoat. Gareth was holding the waistcoat back all along. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 Gareth Southgate gets drunk and picks fights at petting zoos. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bannedfromHandV Posted November 28, 2022 Popular Post Share Posted November 28, 2022 When paint gets bored it watches Gareth Southgate dry. 1 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lunarsea Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 5 minutes ago, bannedfromHandV said: When paint gets bored it watches Gareth Southgate dry. Presumably to alleviate its own boredom? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HanoiVillan Posted November 28, 2022 Share Posted November 28, 2022 4 hours ago, AJ said: Get rid of Gareth and keep the waistcoat. Gareth was holding the waistcoat back all along. Man after my own heart here. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Gareth Southgate uses the bumper rails and the child-ramp when bowling. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AJ Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 While his kids are sleeping, Gareth steals back the money he gave them for Christmas. Then punishes them for losing it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zatman Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 2 hours ago, AJ said: While his kids are sleeping, Gareth steals back the money he gave them for Christmas. Then punishes them for losing it. Then tells them they are no Mason Mount 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Vancvillan Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Gareth Southgate thinks James Milner is "a bit too edgy". 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Designer1 Posted November 29, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted November 29, 2022 Gareth Southgate's favourite Game of Thrones season is 8. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Gareth Southgate still books his holidays off Ceefax. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dodgyknees Posted November 29, 2022 Share Posted November 29, 2022 Gareth Southgate put a full burglary alarm on his daughters dolls house. 1 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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