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He looked like such a pussy the other day when he was talking about the GE. It very much came across that he was a passenger in the process and timing of when it will be. Not exactly a strong leader figure.

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11 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

Sunak’s ‘plan’ for 2024 appears to be more face to face meetings with the public

What's he doing. Buying a stepladder? 

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Just now, sidcow said:

What's he doing. Buying a stepladder? 

 

He’s a tory, he’s hardly going to buy one is he. Probably order one from a new company set up by a relative, and then stick it on expenses, then claim the vat back, then rent it out to another short arse, then rent one and put that rental on expenses.

#thieves

 

 

 

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3 minutes ago, chrisp65 said:

 

He’s a tory, he’s hardly going to buy one is he. Probably order one from a new company set up by a relative, and then stick it on expenses, then claim the vat back, then rent it out to another short arse, then rent one and put that rental on expenses.

#thieves

 

 

 

And then we will find out it's actually a ladder made out of matchsticks as "no one specified it was meant to support a human" whilst people try to work out why a 20cm tall ladder made out of matchsticks glued together with superglue costs 3 times more than a normal ladder you can pick up from your local B&Q. 

Then bitch about being picked on just because they want to make an example. You did nothing wrong. They ordered a ladder and you supplied a ladder. Nothing to see here. 

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1 minute ago, sidcow said:

And then we will find out it's actually a ladder made out of matchsticks as "no one specified it was meant to support a human" whilst people try to work out why a 20cm tall ladder made out of matchsticks glued together with superglue costs 3 times more than a normal ladder you can pick up from your local B&Q. 

Then bitch about being picked on just because they want to make an example. You did nothing wrong. They ordered a ladder and you supplied a ladder. Nothing to see here. 

Then they all make each other Lords so they all get a title, £342 per day, travel expenses, a subsidised restaurant, and a subsidised bar.

 

 

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Rishi on Laura K this morning declaring that he's going after the  welfare state next. Going after the most vulnerable. What a champ.

He's absolutely in denial about the state of the country. When Laura pressed him a few times on tax we saw the snippy side of him. Pure arrogance in a child's suit.

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3 hours ago, Jonesy7211 said:

Rishi on Laura K this morning declaring that he's going after the  welfare state next. Going after the most vulnerable. What a champ.

He's absolutely in denial about the state of the country. When Laura pressed him a few times on tax we saw the snippy side of him. Pure arrogance in a child's suit.

He reckons the country is pointing in the right direction now :crylaugh:

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6 minutes ago, bickster said:

He reckons the country is pointing in the right direction now :crylaugh:

Well it sort of is - it's pointing to a Tory wipeout. 

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6 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

Well it sort of is - it's pointing to a Tory wipeout. 

Tory wallpaper change and switch to decaf, no added sugar, slightly more recycling more accurate.

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11 minutes ago, Chindie said:

Tory wallpaper change and switch to decaf, no added sugar, slightly more recycling more accurate.

Probably. But let's wait and see. 

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28 minutes ago, bickster said:

He reckons the country is pointing in the right direction now :crylaugh:

He's either knowingly lying, or is so far out of touch he has no idea of the reality everyone is facing. On reflection, it's probably both.

Laura K actually raised this with him, and he just said everyone is getting tax cuts, even though we all know he's giving a little back and taking a lot more, whilst cutting public services further. I wish he was called out more on this BS.

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4 hours ago, chrisp65 said:

In the by election caused by ther removal of the flasher Peter Bone, the local tory party has chosen his girlfriend to replace him.

He left his missus to shack up with his parliamentary assistant, showed his cock around the office, got fired, now his assistant is selected to take his job.

I’m not sure that selection will help the tories draw a line under the story.

Which is nice.

...and as a nice little blackmaily twist, there was lots of talk that Bone would stand as the Reform candidate, and he threatened do so if the Tories didn't select his missus. 

Hence Reform parachuting in Brexit embarrassment Ben Habib as candidate at the last minute, and Bone just has to live out his days with the shame of being Peter Bone.

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It’s important to remember that the Welfare State is there as a safety net for all of us. Not just those unfortunate to have to rely on it right now. When this bastard decides to finance his own governments failings by targeting the most vulnerable, who are already struggling with some of the lowest benefits in Europe. We should all feel less secure. The man’s a c***t.

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The problem with the welfare state is the visible bit or the people taking the piss. these are the ones that people focus on, unfortunately it has to be accessible and if you make that too stringent you will stop the people actually needing it from getting it.

I know loads of “Tory” voters who think the whole system is those scroungers but in conversation not realising/recognising that they grew up in a council house,  that with divorced parents they got free bus passes and free school meals, child care credits as adults, warm home discount (which is worth **** all) for their ageing parents.

My mum works for the job centre and has all the stories of the bad but I’m glad it’s still there for if I ever need it and don’t begrudge people who have failed on hard times or have disabilities. 

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16 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said:

 

Dishy Rishi caught data phishing

GDPR / DPA 2018 violation whilst we're at it. You are forced to consent to their use of your personal data in order to receive the service they are offering.

Should be opt in not opt out

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1 hour ago, bickster said:

GDPR / DPA 2018 violation whilst we're at it. You are forced to consent to their use of your personal data in order to receive the service they are offering.

Should be opt in not opt out

No, you see the law does not apply to Tories. How very dare you, you enemy of the people.

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27 minutes ago, blandy said:

No, you see the law does not apply to Tories. How very dare you, you enemy of the people.

Yes the law was broken, but what you’ve got to remember is that it was broken for the right reasons.

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