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A Conservative MP has defended his comments where he said most children who struggle in his constituency were "the products of crap parents". 

Bury North MP James Daly made the remark to the i newspaper while analysing election prospects.

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MP John Mercer wanted to be judged on his promise to end veteran homelessness by 31.12.2023

MP John Mercer no longer wants to be judged on this and thinks people saying veteran homelessness has gone up is just cheap point scoring and an insult to homeless veterans.

I think it might be time for a change.

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There’s been some hilarious “accomplishments” bragged about today by Sunak and Cleverly.

They are declaring they have delivered on their promise to clear the backlog of 92,000 asylum applications.

Hoorah!

There can’t be many left them if they’ve cleared the backlog?

Current status 99,000 pending.

 

 

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

There’s been some hilarious “accomplishments” bragged about today by Sunak and Cleverly.

They are declaring they have delivered on their promise to clear the backlog of 92,000 asylum applications.

Hoorah!

In other brilliant news, James Cleverley has committed to the small boat crossings being at 0 by the end of the year. There's no change in the approach, but hell, he's not going to be in parliament by then, so why not say it'll be -10000.

 

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3 minutes ago, Davkaus said:

In other brilliant news, James Cleverley has committed to the small boat crossings being at 0 by the end of the year. There's no change in the approach, but hell, he's not going to be in parliament by then, so why not say it'll be -10000.

 

Downing St have denied its even a target :crylaugh:

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11 minutes ago, bickster said:

Meanwhile the "Party of Business" are railing against commercialism :D 

Oh and it's there are not there's you f***ing dimwit

 

 

Tackling the big issues the country is facing I see.

Maybe we’ll get a threat of some legislation to ban Easter products before March (before quietly forgetting all about it).

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1 minute ago, Genie said:

Tackling the big issues the country is facing I see.

Maybe we’ll get a threat of some legislation to ban Easter products before March (before quietly forgetting all about it).

How very "small government" :D 

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1 hour ago, Genie said:

Tackling the big issues the country is facing I see.

Maybe we’ll get a threat of some legislation to ban Easter products before March (before quietly forgetting all about it).

They'd better not **** ban the small eggs. They're like crack, I won't be able to live without them. 

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Easter eggs originated in Mesopotamia, or as modern day mesopotamians call themselves, Iranians, Iraqis, Armenians, Syrians, and Kuwaitis.

Coming over here, not mixing with our culture. 

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So General Election will be 2nd half of 2024. Must have realised spring was a little too early, still don't realise that autumn will just mean even less people voting for them

They've delayed it apparently :crylaugh:

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2 hours ago, bickster said:

So General Election will be 2nd half of 2024. Must have realised spring was a little too early, still don't realise that autumn will just mean even less people voting for them

They've delayed it apparently :crylaugh:

I'm sure they'll have turned it around by September time. 

And if not I'm sure some pockets will have been extra lined so no downside really. 

Great success. 

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1 minute ago, sidcow said:

I'm sure they'll have turned it around by September time. 

And if not I'm sure some pockets will have been extra lined so no downside really. 

Great success. 

Late October / early November more likely as it has a couple of advantages, extra party conference to spout bollocks and it suppresses the 18-21 vote

 

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