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Three players there had a look at that down the left - we'd got three strikers in the box and none of them looked like had the tiniest idea how to get the ball in there. We looked as likely to cross the ball as to pull a trumpets out of our arses and give it the full marching band.

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zaha makes nzogbia look like a player with great end product

 

If they'd just started Puncheon they'd be 2 or 3 up. 

 

 

and Zaha is going to be coming off, either at half time or soon after, because he looks even worse than our players. 

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Three players there had a look at that down the left - we'd got three strikers in the box and none of them looked like had the tiniest idea how to get the ball in there. We looked as likely to cross the ball as to pull a trumpets out of our arses and give it the full marching band.

 

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If you remember playing under 12's you probably remember that one team in the league who were shit but had a kid who went through puberty before he could walk. Eleven years old, six feet tall and with a beard like Gandalf.

 

He'd stroll around knocking you off the ball and scoring goals for fun while the rest of his team ran around like headless chickens.  

 

I'm getting flashbacks watching this.

 

Couldn't be truer, and I LOL'd. 

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