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I've seen some of the most unpleasant pornography in the world. I've listened to a friend of mine watch a snuff video of a man's head be battered with a hammer until he gurgled his last gurgle. I've seen chain mails sent by hairdressers to other hairdressers and then to me. 

 

And despite all of that, I am pretty confident that this thread is the worst thing on the internet.

Search #avfc on twitter and things reach a new low.  Some absolute tools on there. 

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It's been at least 3 pages since BTD brought up where we are compared to other clubs in terms of net spend.

 

WE WANT MORE!

Agreed I don't think we have quite bottomed that one out yet :)

MORE PLEASE!

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I've seen some of the most unpleasant pornography in the world. I've listened to a friend of mine watch a snuff video of a man's head be battered with a hammer until he gurgled his last gurgle. I've seen chain mails sent by hairdressers to other hairdressers and then to me. 

 

And despite all of that, I am pretty confident that this thread is the worst thing on the internet.

 

.......and thats no exaggeration

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You could just say exactly what you mean as the way I'm taking it is that you are contradicting yourself then.   Not easy to decipher such a vague statement.

You made a point of reproaching my "black and white" (the unofficial catchphrase of this thread?) thinking earlier. Only to then assert the rather simplistic view that a team of eleven players must overly rely on one to provide a goalthreat. I would've expanded on that before but you made it quite clear that you didn't want to continue the conversation, so instead I ended with a little reference to such perceived irony.

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I've seen some of the most unpleasant pornography in the world. I've listened to a friend of mine watch a snuff video of a man's head be battered with a hammer until he gurgled his last gurgle. I've seen chain mails sent by hairdressers to other hairdressers and then to me. 

 

And despite all of that, I am pretty confident that this thread is the worst thing on the internet.

 

 

I've watched our last 3 games on the internet.....far, far worse than any of that.

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You could just say exactly what you mean as the way I'm taking it is that you are contradicting yourself then.   Not easy to decipher such a vague statement.

You made a point of reproaching my "black and white" (the unofficial catchphrase of this thread?) thinking earlier. Only to then assert the rather simplistic view that a team of eleven players must overly rely on one to provide a goalthreat. I would've expanded on that before but you made it quite clear that you didn't want to continue the conversation, so instead I ended with a little reference to such perceived irony.

 

 

I think you'll find that's "lowered expectations"  :detect:

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I'm not suggesting we sell him this window btw - and certainly not whilst he's in this form.  But if he ended the season with, say, 15 goals more (!), I'd take a £25m offer.  All about selling players at the right time for a club like us.

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I've seen some of the most unpleasant pornography in the world. I've listened to a friend of mine watch a snuff video of a man's head be battered with a hammer until he gurgled his last gurgle. I've seen chain mails sent by hairdressers to other hairdressers and then to me. 

 

And despite all of that, I am pretty confident that this thread is the worst thing on the internet.

 

 

I've watched our last 3 games on the internet.....far, far worse than any of that.

 

Actually went to Blackpool at Villa Park and still in therapy!!!!

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I'm not suggesting we sell him this window btw - and certainly not whilst he's in this form.  But if he ended the season with, say, 15 goals more (!), I'd take a £25m offer.  All about selling players at the right time for a club like us.

 

Weird, probably had 2 windows open.  This = Benteke thread!

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I hope for Lambert's sake that he sells Benteke soon for £30 million.

He'll suddenly become such a good manager!

Will that be 30M or 23M net as if its the net figure he wont be quite as good a manager then will he

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Nah the money we spent on him is already included in his net outgoings.

 

Once he sells him he'll automatically be way better than he is now, because his net spend will plummet.

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I'm going to try to be positive towards Lambert today as its FA Cup weekend and I'd love a cup run. So here goes.... If we can play with the same sort of players, attitude and tempo as we did against Liverpool when Gil came on I think we will win. Hopefully Lambert has seen the light and realised to attack you need players who pass the ball forward. Pick players in their correct positions and we will be fine. Sanchez is our best DM so if Delph plays Westwood shouldnt. Start Gil. Play him with other attack minded players and we will score. I am confident Lambert realises the importance of this game and what a win could do for confidence for the players and what a cup run could do for the fans. I will remain positive until 2pm on Sunday when that team sheet goes in. UTV

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