Haha this thread has brought back memories....
I use to keep my stash of mags underneath the bottom draw of bedside table, most bedside tables have a little gap between the bottom draw and the floor.
One day I came home from school and thought I'd have a gander at some lovely jubblies and they weren't there. A quick through the draws and there they were in the top draw. I knew I hadn't put them there.
At that point my Mum pops her head around the door and said she was vacuuming under all my furniture and found my magazines. I awkwardly asked her why they were in the top draw, and she replied "well because they'll be easier to get to, you silly duffer"
Ambivalence followed thereafter, caught between stoked she didn't throw them away and completely weirded out that she didn't throw them away.