Paddywhack

Great start to the day. Missus has a job interview today. She was gone when I woke up but you could tell she'd been there, her wardrobe emptied over the bedroom floor, make up on the carpet and straighteners left on. Walking to the bus stop and my bus goes flying past, seconds before I get there. Makes me 15 minutes late for work. Getting off the bus, only then do I realise I must have been sitting on a wet seat. My jeans and pants are soaked and it stinks. It's not water. (I promise this isn't a poor excuse for pissing myself). Put the kettle on at work, came back in a few minutes to make my cuppa only to find someone has unplugged the kettle to plug the toaster in. Something small like that wouldn't usually bother me, but the mood I was in they were nearly wearing the toaster as a hat. Rant done, feel better now, if not slightly damp. Oh and my team leader just told me to get off the internet.

I hate this thread.

Couldn't have asked for nicer parents and think they gave me a great up bringing. They didn't have a lot of money so we didn't really go on holidays or anything, but they always got me what I nagged them for on my birthday or at Christmas. I loved Primary school but hated high school. I wasn't one of the smart kids, but I wasn't ever naughty either. I wasn't popular, but not really picked on, so I just kind of floated through, unnoticed, uninterested and bored. Loved my later teenage years though. Playing in bands, discovering alcohol, etc. Can't really moan at all really, I think I had a much better childhood than most kids in the world.

I don't eat them anymore, a few weeks ago I cracked one open and there was a little bug in there in a sort of cocoon.

My 2 year old nephew has got really got manners which I think is brilliant, but I do always think, 'He only said please so he can have the biscuit'.

Looks just like his dad.

The first name I had was Yorke on the 95/97 shirt, but my dad didn't want to pay for the number as well. Name on the back, Premiership patches on the sleeves, but no squad number. Drove me mad. I had my own surname with number 9 on the back for both 'Rover' shirts, because I was cool. 07/08 - 7 Young 11/12 - 11 Agbonlahor. So...you know...there you go.

This is ridiculous.... Gabby on the right, Albrighton on the left!?

What a beauty.

What I don't like about the January wildcard is that everyone ends up with pretty much the same team.

Ahhh, that must be it, makes sense. Cheers.

Off Topic, but is that bet on bet365? Can I ask how you put that on, because whenever I try to place bets like that, combining first goal scorers and full time results, a little error message pops up. Am I being a silly beggar?

It's that big signing of the window that will have the knock on effect. There will be movement all over the league after this.

IMO.

I have absolutely no idea what is going on.

I usually just put on whatever I got for christmas in an attempt to cover my B.O.

Offer one of my players to clubs for £15m. Player is unhappy that I'm trying to get rid of him. He wants to stay at the club. So I reject £15m bid from Dortmund. Player unhappy that he's not allowed to speak to Dortmund.

Just bagged another goal.

Robert De Niro has predicted a Villa win on the BBC, that's good enough for me.

Come on then, who put this on Wiki? "It is also noteworthy that Joe was once an addict of Aston Villa fan forum, VillaTalk, where he contributed over 33,000 posts over the years. It seems now though, that he has gotten a life."

Meh, good for him. Can't wait for when this isn't newspaper worthy.

You know how people say certain smells or songs bring back a rush of memories? Just looking at this takes me to another world.

A religious woman at work to me just: "You actually think those protein drinks are good for you? You actually believe that?" Felt like chucking it over her. Sorry to any religious people on here, but come on, how can she say that?

I was going to out tonight. Cold though innit?

Okore is rapid Sounds like an anagram for something. 'Poor Idea Risk'? 'I a droop skier'?