Paddywhack
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I was writing some notes down on my notepad earlier and I when I read them back I noticed that I'd put some text in brackets but forgot to put the close bracket! I'm glad I noticed it before anybody else did, boy, would my face have been red.
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Their protest flag that they paid £2,000 for. I reckon they could have all fit under that.
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Don't leave it until Monday, I'd try and get hold of them over the weekend to explain. You don't want this hanging over your head over the weekend.
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I did a real LOL
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Feel like a kid who has been caught swearing by his dad.
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You attempting to get the quickest driving ban in history? That's the thing, for the first time ever I'll be able to drive me and the girlfriend to the pub, but I want to get drunk and celebrate. It's a cruel world.
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Nothing planned yet, but I passed my driving test yesterday so I plan on being drunk all weekend.
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I think that just means you're getting quality sleep. I find I have more vivid dreams when I'm stressed or really tired and have trouble sleeping. But I dunno, I'm just guessing.
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Pfft, yeah right, Balti is the manliest of pie's!
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I had a dream the other night that I was in a lazy river at a water park with a girl I work with. We was about to get jiggy with it, but she said I needed to get a condom, so I swam around to the lockers to get one. I got out and saw all my colleagues laughing at me walking around naked with a stonk on, so I lay face down on the floor to hide it. That's how pretty much all my sex dreams end.
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As long as this is after my balti pie, I'm not up for this on an empty stomach.
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I'm for it, anything for a giggle. As long as no bloody puffs turn up. Eurgh.
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I don't have sugar in my tea, but I have sugar in my coffee.
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That is not possible. That's what I thought until a drop of blood landed on my bagel.
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I just managed to cut my finger open with a regular cutlery knife.
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I often turn round to check if my team leader is at her desk, so I can check my phone or come on VT. Three times this week I've caught eye contact with her as I've turned round and she keeps thinking I have something to say. I've pretty much just done this face everytime >>
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What pisses me off is the people that continue to retweet it when 2 million others already have. What's the point, I'm sure it's already on everybody's timelime.
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I saw this guy and felt guilty for just walking past, he was an absolute mess.
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We buried our dog a few weeks back. Over the weekend, foxes decided he should be dug up again. My dad got a nice surprise Saturday morning.
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Did you take a family photo album?
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I've been next in the queue for 30 mins now, both hairdressers are being really slow with their customers at the moment. You think they'd be hurrying to try and get me, they can see I've bought some more family photo albums in again.
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Twist! Damn it...I'm 5th
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I'm 3rd in the queue at the barbers. I was 7th when I came in.
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I have had cuppa soup in the past and enjoyed it, but I don't drink it regularly enough to know my favourite flavour.
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Its not an **** top is it?
