Paddywhack
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If the question was, 'Would you shag Whoopi Goldberg to save her life?', then I would put my batman costume on and get stuck in. It should be something like, 'Shag, Marry or lose one of your body parts at random'?
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Hmm, I wouldn't want to murder Whoopi. Tough call, it's like mjmooney's Jo Brand. Pass. Julie Walters
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It's just blown my mind that Herd is 24. How the hell did that happen? Excluding the bomb squad he is the 5th oldest in the squad after Guzan, Vlaar, Gabby and KEA.
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I think Gabby enjoyed that.
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I hope a GIF emerges of that!
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No incorrect, that is not what the post said. Beg your pardon. So what did it say?
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About 850 of them, GreatNoel. Voinjama, apologies if in wrong, but you're the guy who wanted to see a girl shit, right?
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You're just annoyed me got another vote. Damn...THIS is my 1000th post?
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Standing up, how the hell do you do it sitting down?
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Is that my mom's 'chips and caramel ice cream'?
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Probably just going to make sure I don't ruin the bathroom wallpaper until I tune into BT sport 2 on Sunday.
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Must congratulate you on cleaning yourself up without making a trip home. Thank you. I somehow managed to keep it off my pants, otherwise I would have been 'that guy' on the bus.
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If you'd asked me an hour ago...
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Never trots a fart. I'm hoping this topic runs until post 1000 or I'll start talking shit in other threads.
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I just thought it was just a regular sweaty fart that at maximum deserved a courtesy wipe, I didn't quite realise what had happened until I felt the warmth on my thumb.
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So erm...I just shit myself. Literally shit myself. I farted at the urinal at work and had to squat over to the cubical at work. I'm now back at my desk after cleaning myself up as best I could.
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I know. (It would have been rude of me not to reply, right? I step closer..) I know. (It would have been rude of me not to reply, right? I step closer..)
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I won't lie, I've been making rubbish little posts the past few days in a desperate attempt to get to 1000 posts. Sad, I know. And yes, this is another one.
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Bastard school kids blocking up my arse hair.
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Someone delivering a parcel just knocked the door to our office and immediately a woman opposite got up to go and answer it...or so I thought. She opened the door, ignored the bloke and went into the toilets outside, leaving the bloke just standing there. What is that? Rudeness, laziness? Pissed me off either way. Perhaps she was just bursting for a shit.
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Ah fantastic, didn't realise it was on TV. Can't wait for this, should be a cracker.
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And of course, the huge wages the bloke was on. Bowery was picked ahead of him on the bench...
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A broadcaster at the BBC since the end of the war and I've never heard if him. Seems odd.
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I don't... That just made me feel a bit sick.
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Ahh, like a poisoned chalice. A poisoned moustalice, if you will.
