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Paddywhack

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  1. Articles like that always make me quit eating fast food. But then I'll forget (force it out my brain) and I'll be stuffing my fat face with one of their delicious, juicy burgers again in just a few days like nothing ever happened. I know it's full of shit but...they just taste so nice.
  2. I put a photo of a coke bottle with 'Peter' on it on facebook saying I loved it and how amazing it was. My name's Craig. That just scratches the surface of how funny I really am!!1!
  3. Hmm, that's a good one. I suppose I'd get used to either job. Yeah, I'd take the spider house too. Do I have to handle them though? I'd have to carry them about with one of those litter picker-uppers whilst wearing a bee keeper suit.
  4. I feel your pain Stevo. I'm drinking protein shakes for breakfast and lunch at the moment in a vain attempt to lose my little belly. I'm sitting here, hungry, watching other people eat big sandwiches whilst I nibble on nuts (oo-er).
  5. Ahh. I didn't see that card get passed around. Perhaps you should have started one? I mean, you wouldn't forget Talk Like A Pirate day would you? Oh lord no, not after they made me walk the plank that one time.
  6. People who don't gift on Systems Administrator Appreciation Day. Ahh. I didn't see that card get passed around.
  7. Me too (I think it's been in another thread). I absolutely HATE having to phone someone up and initiate a conversation. I'd much rather email or just go and see them face-to-face, if possible. This times 100. It's not too bad once you get going but it's just the thought. Yep, me too. I'm not sure 'scared' is the right word though. I just get very uptight and tense. A ringing phone is my kryptonite. Spiders though, them buggers scare me.
  8. I'd love Leyton Orient, just because it's my Father-in-law's team. Walsall would be nice too. Other than that I'm not too fussed at this stage.
  9. I don't think it's any of the IT guys here, I think it's how complicated the whole system is. Two weeks ago I was on the phone to someone in Lithuania trying to get it sorted. I could barely understand him and I don't think he had a clue what I was talking about.
  10. IT at work. We started a new process at work six weeks ago and we needed five new systems. It took a few weeks to get a log in for the first four. The fifth one however, the most important one; six weeks and I'm still waiting. Six weeks!? For a username and password!!!? Hours and hours spent talking to the IT guys and phoning the IT helpdesk. (I realise this is of no interest to anybody here, I'm just venting)
  11. I think we will sign one or two players, but I am certain that we will not under any circumstances sign 10 Million players. Don't worry AndFos, I got the joke
  12. Horrible news. This isn't one of those horrible twitter rumours though is it, has it been confirmed yet? Very sad if true. RIP.
  13. I'd be pretty pissed off if I'd spent £17 on tickets and petrol money getting there if there's no first team players.
  14. Yesterday, my dog ran in from the garden after eating his shite and instantly puked it all up by my feet. Can't recall my cat ever doing that.
  15. I think it's telephone booking only, for some reason
  16. Is McLeish our manager again?
  17. BUMP! Lovely sunny weekend, what you doing? (want some ideas...)
  18. I hate the 'take away his goals and Villa would have been relegated' argument. Yes, I think most teams would struggle playing with 10 men all season.
  19. Okore hobbling off. Oh ruddy hell!
  20. If we can't beat a 5th division German team then I'm not going to Villa Park ever again. First Benteke wants to leave, now this!?? Disgrace!
  21. Aww, poor Jack. Anyone actually still listening to him?
  22. I was about to watch some highlights of games on AVTV on my lunch, but I couldn't do it. It's like looking at photos of a holiday you went on with your recently ex-girlfriend.
  23. I spoke to Benteke last night, trying to convince him to stay. Unfortunately, he was speaking French so I couldn't understand him and it was also a dream.
  24. We all die, but do we really die? Yes.
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