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Paddywhack

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  1. The cost of everything is getting ridiculous nowaways. £90k to call someone a nonce? I don't think I can afford to do it anymore.
  2. Condiments that say ‘once opened, consume within 4 weeks’, how long you giving it? I’ve just had a dollop of Reggae Reggae from last summer.
  3. I love this man. I’d probably hate him if he didn’t wear a Villa shirt though.
  4. Fake or not, seeing that badge makes me angry. I hate Chris Heck.
  5. Hmm, I’m not sure. It’s the first thing I’m bringing up at parents evening though, so to speak.
  6. I think like most kids, my 4 year old never really tells you anything about what’s happened at school. Today though, he’s told me several times already that he’s told his teacher that I haven’t got a willy.
  7. Yeah, my dad’s mate took me to quid a kid at st Andrew’s when I was 8 or 9. My first ever football match, Blues v Tranmere around 1994/95. Even their schemes fail, we’re all Villa fans.
  8. I came out of Villa Park after the Spurs game saying I never wanted to see Zaniolo in Villa shirt ever again. I’m a dickhead.
  9. Just me who thinks we’re doing alright?
  10. I know yeah! Why hasn’t emery learnt not to let Martinez get ill, the silly sod.
  11. Oooh, careful everyone. Romero is angry!!
  12. I’ve been trying to get under 24mins at my home parkrun for a few years now. After 57 runs there, I got 23:11 on Saturday. Then I did the Wolverhampton 10k yesterday and got 47:15, taking more than two minutes off my P.B. It’s a shame it started and finished at the molineux, but I was delighted this weekend.
  13. You guys aren’t taking this seriously enough. There are some things that you just don’t joke about. The little flag on the England shirt is a slightly different colour!! How can you all laugh about this so easily!?
  14. But…but…I don’t want vegan sausage rolls
  15. People are so easily offended these days. They’ve been told what to get annoyed about and they’re all sheep, so they’re all crying about something us normal folk don’t care about. Snowflakes.
  16. I did the Stafford Half Marathon on Sunday. My P.B is 1hr50 and I thought as I’m in the middle of marathon training I could probably knock a few minutes off. I set off at 8 minute miles and tried to stay with the 1hr45 pacer. Either my maths is wrong or he was going way too fast as he disappeared over the horizon early on. There’s a few big hills and I never really recovered from the one on mile 5. Finish time of 1:52:15. Never mind, lessons learned. I’m doing the Leamington half in June, so I’ll try again then.
  17. Yeah, that’s the one. It was from 84-87 (or so google tells me)
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