RimmyJimmer

I got 2 for £30 holte upper online. Thats pretty cheap to be fair

People who say 'ta-oo' instead of 'tattoo'

Does anyone remember wigan away about 5-6 years ago?....they had a player with yellow boots on who was having a bit if a mare. Every time he had a shot and missed it would be....'hes got bananas, on his feet, hes got bananas on his feet' to the tune of 'hes got the whole world, in his hands' Then the poor chap fell over and it was....'he must have slipped on a narna, slipped on a naaaarna'

Surely it has to be the number of non white people APPLYING for coaching/manager roles versus coaching/manager appoiontments? The opportunity is there for all to do their coaching badges and it looks like there is a low percentage of non white who apply to do this. What next?...there is racism in who these coaching courses are aimed at?

Sitting down and feeling the warmth of the last incumbent is always nice

On my one and only trip to the states (new york) I ordered a 'tea' from the bar of our hotel. After a long day trekking around the wonderful sights of NY i thought this would be the perfect pick me up. Where do I start It was weak It was served in a tall glass It was served in a tall glass with a handle & a long spoon There was no milk The sugar didn't seem sweet, no matter how much i put in It was shoite Before you say it, I know, what did I expect!

Yeah its all 'ladette' bravado...they just want to be cuddled! ☺

'Frozen out', 'vendetta', 'left to rot', 'massive oversight by sherwood'....lets not get too hysterical, I'm sure it's none of the above ☺

Clark leaden footed? He's not at all. Bacuna is quick...he's just not a full back.

I noticed this....no attendance figure anywhere. My guess....36k :-)

Disappointed to lose it so late on but was a decent performance against a good footballing side. Injuries forced subs. With hindsight i would have put westwood on for cleverley instead of sanchez, as i thought he was poor. Fans screaming for gil are not being realistic...he's skillful but lightweight. I personally think that he won't cut it in english prem

French basket weaver

It's the best thing, ever... Until last week i had never had peanut butter in all of my 41 years. I now find myself eating it straight out of the jar when i get home! It's the future!!

Went to wolves v fulham a few weeks ago with my wolves supporting mate (he came to the albion league game as part of the deal!) It was a midweek game but even so, west london isn't a million miles away....fulham brought what looked like about 60 fans!!! Pathetic

Over rated, over paid, & over the hill.....na

Has anyone had problems with shin injuries/shin splints?? I had upped the mileage and intensity of my training runs and about a month ago did a 10k race but had to stop after that for about 3 weeks because of shin pain. Pretty much cleared up then started running again last week. Did a 10k race yesterday and I'm crippled again today. The pain is on the inside of my shin bone, just above my ankle. I've had shin splints before but the pain was more on the front/outside part of my shin. I don't want to be told to rest for 2 months :-(....any other miracle cures? Have been icing & bought some ibuprofen gel last week.

How have u cut that much time off ur HM time?...was it a long time ago? Brum half pb is 1:49...would love to knock 10 mins off that. Started running with a club so that should help me. Any other tips??

They're going down, we're staying up, they're going down, we're staying up...... Blues are going down and we are staying up...again, we are staying up...again Repeat until horse :-)

They've been waiting all season for us to go down, took their eye off the ball :-) All that time wasted waiting for us to get relegated and they do aswell in the same season.... to division 1! I feel sorry for them :-)

He's lying Thought his missus was still in bed, got up, got a gun and blasted someone through the door without saying anything....like 'who the f**k is that?' He's lying

Holt may be a few things....slow, a bit cumbersome, very rusty, getting on a bit......but fat he is not! I'd like to see some of the villa talk adonis's lined up next to him...... stripped to the waist in front of 40k people.... greased up.... :-(

That is absolute rubbish! Don't tell me, you would have delfouneso starting because he has more natural ability!....yawn

Not amazing at all. Completely different type of player. We know gabbys limitations but he is very effective.....yes I know not particularly today, but he is definitely a premiership striker. This months scapegoat??

Or do u expect 90 minutes of unrelenting pressure & total football?

If anything we're very consistent at home, consistently **** shit.Actually, we've been the very definition of inconsistent at home in the past few months. Dreadful against Palace, West Ham and Stoke yet fantastic against West Brom, Norwich and Chelsea. We were not fantastic against West Brom and Norwich. For 15 mins we looked like the best team on the planet v Norwich. Other than that, it was pretty dire stuff. West Brom, could have easily swung the other way - Again, 2nd half, we were awful. Such an inability to keep the ball. Chelsea. Ok, we were resilient and excellent defensively. Chris Foy played a mammoth part and bar the last 20 minutes, our execution in the final third was as poor as your likely to see at this level. More wasteful passing, aimless crossing and dribbling down blind alleys. Same drivel we've been watching for years. Why don't you go and watch someone else then. We beat one if the best teams in the world...yes, the world... fair and square but that isn't good enough for you. I am sick to death of listening to 'supporters' like you. What are you talking about? Completely missed the point, whilst you were ranting childishly. My point is that we are never fantastic (as Mantis indicated) - certainly not for a full game which probably leads to inconsistencies. You wont win many playing well for a short period of the game (like we did v Norwich) and it also makes you open to a good thumping. Ur paragraph about the Chelsea game mate....read it again. Did we really play that badly (finishing as poor as ur likely to see, wasteful passing, poor crossing, running down blind alleys, same drivel we've been watching for years) All that and we beat the team at the top of the league!! I think U missed MY point