brommy Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Behind Ginko but I'd already typed!I fully choose to believe he is really blowing his beans up the aunty flange. No i use the withdrawal method. I'm troubled by what is worse: doing a close blood relative (on its own and without conception, harming nobody but society's morality), or betraying a fiancée. If true, do you have troubled thoughts or struggle to look at yourself in a mirror? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'm troubled by what is worse: doing a close blood relative (on its own and without conception So it's only right to do a relative if she conceives? Another twist Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Go on then Hogso, confess which videogame character you would most like to have sex with. Oh man. That is really, really tough. I can't give answer right away. I'll have to 'think' about it over night. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 It's Duke Nukem isn't it? 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 I'm troubled by what is worse: doing a close blood relative (on its own and without conception So it's only right to do a relative if she conceives? Another twist Boy and girl twins could simultaneously be son, daughter, nephew, niece and cousins. * rings Jeremy Kyle * Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 It's Duke Nukem isn't it? That cracked me up more than it probably should have done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Like you'd say no to Duke... no-one says no to Duke. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NurembergVillan Posted April 28, 2013 Moderator Share Posted April 28, 2013 Behind Ginko but I'd already typed! I fully choose to believe he is really blowing his beans up the aunty flange. No i use the withdrawal method. I'm troubled by what is worse: doing a close blood relative (on its own and without conception, harming nobody but society's morality), or betraying a fiancée. If true, do you have troubled thoughts or struggle to look at yourself in a mirror? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 Me and a couple of mates were playing the game where you have to answer the question as fast as you can. The questions tend to be 'which celeb would you sleep with?' etc. and you answer it very quickly which usually leads to an honest answer, which obviously, sometimes leads to some funny answers. Anyway, they asked me a few questions which went fine, and then someone asked, 'which simpsons character would you sleep with?'. Now in the half second my brain had to process the question, my brain told me NOT to say Lisa, because she was a child and it was obviously the slip-up they wanted. I didn't have the time to think of any of the characters in any real depth so I said the answer with a certain cocky-ness that I knew what they wanted and I wasn't going to give it to them. I said 'Maggie' It still gets brought up to this very day, for shame.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 28, 2013 Share Posted April 28, 2013 After a rather "extreme" sexual encounter I've not had it for 6 months, through choice. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
snowychap Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 After a rather "extreme" sexual encounter I've not had it for 6 months, through choice. Bad timing! In the context of this thread, Dave, your standard toings and froings would have got swamped under a mulch of depravity! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Wait... Morpheus is **** his aunty? Fair enough. I'll sit this one out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 (edited) Now I've read the thread... No no no no no.. NO! NO! I mean I've done some pretty messed up things in my time. I put pate on my cock once as a teen in an attempt to get the dog to give me a blow job (almost ended in disaster). Thank you for making me feel relatively normal. Having said that, sounds to me like she groomed you. Have you ever thought of it that way? Edited April 29, 2013 by dont_do_it_doug. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I put pate on my cock once as a teen in an attempt to get the dog to give me a blow job (almost ended in disaster). Ok so in the context of that scenario what is and isn't disaster? I'm thinking dog eating your cock would be disaster, but more disastrous would be sponging on dogs face, then after that dog approaches and licks your crotch for his special treat at the most inopportune times, like when your auntie is over. Or dog starts licking everyone's crotch, pate or no. Then before you know it the whole family is having a go on the dog, in some sort of incestuous bestiality orgy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dont_do_it_doug. Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 She not he, I'm not that depraved. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 Go on then Hogso, confess which videogame character you would most like to have sex with. OK I have given it serious consideration, and as much as I'd like to give a comical answer like I dunno Quina Quen from FF9 or the pink girl Sonic, I can't. As you know I take my gaming vr srs, so I must provide an honest answer. That answer is Aika from Skies of Arcadia. Oh that red headed minx. I might even knock the current one on the head, and find a red headed girly who will cosplay as Aika. Even just the pigtails would be fine, actually. My god I'm actually hard thinking about that. BEHOLD 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post leviramsey Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted April 29, 2013 Only on VT would a confession that one tried to get a blowie from their dog be shrugged off... 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 This thread is **** mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted April 29, 2013 Share Posted April 29, 2013 I can see my theft of a milk float is all a bit League One in this thread. It's a fascinating read, true or tosh, no matter. I just have to remember who not to sit next to at the VT Christmas Party. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 29, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted April 29, 2013 If it was an uncle doing the dirty with his neice then it would a be a **** scandal I can see my theft of a milk float is all a bit League One in this thread. It's a fascinating read, true or tosh, no matter. I just have to remember who not to sit next to at the VT Christmas Party. Yup. Me making a girl sleep on the floor after boning her would probably see me scrape into the football league. Morpheus is 20 points clear in the Prem at the moment. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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