bickster Posted July 20, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: STOP MOANING ABOUT IT THEN. You're missing the point, it's annoying me because there's obviously some kind of brain thing going on here that isn't logical to me. Not because I keep doing it today. The very same word I had misspelt across our entire system for a good 5 years. Brain doesn't like this word Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Woman at work says Cape Verde like Cape Verdy. Not far wrong. How would you say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 (edited) 4 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Not far wrong. How would you say it? I think its just Cape "Verd"- silent 'e' at the end. Edited July 20, 2018 by Xela 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 8 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Not far wrong. How would you say it? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 20, 2018 Moderator Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: Woman at work says Cape Verde like Cape Verdy. Almost makes you want to Praia tongue out. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2018 9 minutes ago, Xela said: I think its just Cape "Verd"- silent 'e' at the end. OK, I never knew that. The old Spanish/Portugese difference, I guess. Like HOSÉ Mourinho (not). Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 6 minutes ago, BOF said: Almost makes you want to Praia tongue out. Nice girl. I would given half the chance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 1 minute ago, mjmooney said: OK, I never knew that. The old Spanish/Portugese difference, I guess. Like HOSÉ Mourinho (not). HA! I think that's the first thing I've ever known which you haven't! HAHAHA! Stick THAT in your pipe and smoke it you OLD BASTARD! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Work woman going through her fella history now. Done the detective. Done the engineer. gory details, including red lingerie. first dates are always fun. she dated Mark Gayle (ex goalkeeper) which is interesting.. I wiki'd him. My name might turn up in the Deadpool thread, I'm so bored of this shit now. over an hour of this shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post bickster Posted July 20, 2018 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted July 20, 2018 13 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Work woman going through her fella history now. Done the detective. Done the engineer. gory details, including red lingerie. first dates are always fun. she dated Mark Gayle (ex goalkeeper) which is interesting.. I wiki'd him. My name might turn up in the Deadpool thread, I'm so bored of this shit now. over an hour of this shit. It's no more than you deserve 3 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 hours ago, lapal_fan said: The new woman at work, and her seeming inability to speak proper. "more betterer" "more easier" "babies bockle" "Very easier" She endlessly tells me about her family, her ex, eyeballing her ex's new woman in a petrol station because she lives in "her area" (Castlebrom), her grand kids, loads of uninteresting, shitty and seemingly endless boring stories about her life, which she tells me "all my friends said I should write a book about my life" - IT WOULD BE THE WORST BOOK IN THE WORLD, AND I INCLUDE THE BIBLE IN THAT. She constantly talks about energy meter dials, with absolutely no context - she used them, or heard about them in a previous job and apparently can link it to her new job.. STOP TALKING ABOUT METER DIALS PLOX. She's only in her 3rd week. She laughs nervously when she's telling these shitty stories, which means that it's even more unbearable to listen to because I ain't gonna laugh with you if it's not funny. She goes on about how she was with her shitty husband for X amount of years, and has left him for 11 years and she's got her life back. OMFG sister, it sounds like you were thick enough to get with him in the first place then have 3 kids with him. ****, yea, she's had a shitty time of it by the sounds of it - but gimme a **** break man. Even betterer though, just stop talking about your weird life and life choices for 10 mins. ENERGY DIAL. FACCKKKKKKKKK. Meanwhile, over at mumsnet... "Do u girls memba Mr Tumble..?" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 21 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: Work woman going through her fella history now. Done the detective. Done the engineer. gory details, including red lingerie. first dates are always fun. she dated Mark Gayle (ex goalkeeper) which is interesting.. I wiki'd him. My name might turn up in the Deadpool thread, I'm so bored of this shit now. over an hour of this shit. I never understand why people feel the need to blurt out their personal lives to everyone at work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 4 minutes ago, Xela said: I never understand why people feel the need to blurt out their personal lives to everyone at work. I'd rather go into the toilet, directly after you have vacated your disgraceful bowels, and stuck every ounce of it up with a straw, then let 500 desperately horny Japanese men deploy bukkake on my anus - then listen to anymore. Now we're onto how much younger she looks than she is. oo, mobiles now. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 "never date a gemini" ..starsigns.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 3 minutes ago, lapal_fan said: I'd rather go into the toilet, directly after you have vacated your disgraceful bowels, and stuck every ounce of it up with a straw, then let 500 desperately horny Japanese men deploy bukkake on my anus - then listen to anymore. Now we're onto how much younger she looks than she is. oo, mobiles now. You wouldn't have this morning - last nights balti came out with a vengeance. Surely it is down to other people to say you look younger than you do - it doesn't have the same impact if you say it yourself! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 I think @Stevo985 had a similar situation previously. Was in the pub and 3 women on the table next to me were discussing mobile phones and the one was making a big song and dance about getting rid of her 'common' iPhone and going for something different and unique. She got a Samsung! Probably more popular than the iPhone. Its amazing how much drivel people spout 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaglint Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 Trying to explain FFP to a 6yr old is no fun at all 1 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 2 hours ago, lapal_fan said: "never date a gemini" ..starsigns.. Hitler was a Taurus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
VILLAMARV Posted July 20, 2018 Share Posted July 20, 2018 5 minutes ago, villaglint said: Trying to explain FFP to a 6yr old is no fun at all Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 20, 2018 VT Supporter Share Posted July 20, 2018 18 minutes ago, villaglint said: Trying to explain FFP to a 6yr old is no fun at all Like to trying to explain to my granddaughter why she can't have chocolate buttons for every meal. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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