rjw63 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Ex wife falling out with oldest son, meaning son wants to move in with us. Only just got rid of stepson after twelve excruciatingly long months.... :unsure: 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Only just got rid of stepson after twelve excruciatingly long months.... :unsure: You tortured him for year, then killed him? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Being too young to insure a 1968 Mustang Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Eating a doner the size of your thigh after you swore you wouldn't #fml A doner in navan ................oh Istanblue. In fairness they're quality, which is part of the problem. They're also genuinely e.nor.mous. Not a typical pitta doner. A proper wrapped one the length of your forearm (I exaggerated with thigh). I imagine at 2am this morning I looked like one of those snakes that's found an enormous egg and is adamant it's going into their mouth in its entirety. But on the other hand... I'll be at a **** pub quiz :rant: We won. Free drink. What kind of meat do you think was in that doner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 7, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 7, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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chrisp65 Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Being too young to insure a 1968 Mustang you've dodged a bullet full of over hyped ford shit there boy 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted November 7, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted November 7, 2013 Eating a doner the size of your thigh after you swore you wouldn't #fml A doner in navan ................oh Istanblue. In fairness they're quality, which is part of the problem. They're also genuinely e.nor.mous. Not a typical pitta doner. A proper wrapped one the length of your forearm (I exaggerated with thigh). I imagine at 2am this morning I looked like one of those snakes that's found an enormous egg and is adamant it's going into their mouth in its entirety. But on the other hand... I'll be at a **** pub quiz :rant: We won. Free drink. Welcome to my world. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 I cut my balls shaving and I was waiting for a good 10 minutes for it to stop bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Serves you right for shaving your balls. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Placing a damp teabag on a shaving cut stops the bleeding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted November 7, 2013 Share Posted November 7, 2013 Placing a damp teabag on a shaving cut stops the bleeding. He should dip them immediately in vinegar.....wont shave them again after that Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
troon_villan Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 NOOooooooo! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 That every German Bar/Restaurant has a 'Piss Tax', every place you go, they have a piss tax, ridiculous, but clever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted November 8, 2013 Share Posted November 8, 2013 ... They tax your piss? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) Maybe it's just Cologne/Koln thing or customary, but every place had a person waiting outside the toilet for their 'piss tax', that's what we named it, not sure it's official name. Edited November 8, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 8, 2013 You mean a guy in the men's room who stands there with a selection of aftershaves and who tries to give you towels and soap etc so that you're guilted into giving him a quid for something you're more than capable of doing yourself? If so, we have them everywhere over here. It's second nature to ignore them now. Especially when there's a dyson blade hand-drier. Them things are way too much fun Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) No not exactly like them, basically they are just the cleaners and you are expected to 'tip' them, but I've seen the ones you're talking about outside the nightclub toilets in the UK and just ignore them, but apparently here its custom or normal to give them 50 cents, so wasn't a lot but still annoying.. But kind of like those guys but without the aftershave and they are the cleaners... Edit: At least the beer is cheap Edited November 8, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted November 8, 2013 Moderator Share Posted November 8, 2013 Oh right, no I didn't see those when I was in Hamburg. But then maybe I didn't know to look for them and walked past them unaware Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted November 8, 2013 Author Share Posted November 8, 2013 (edited) Yeah the first time I went to the toilet I just ignored them and when I was back at the table I was told by the relatives that it was 'customary' to 'tip' the cleaner 50 cents.. Edited November 8, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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