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I read that it takes what feels like three years to endure a game of American football and the ball's in play for 11 minutes, on average.

 

Fixed.

 

 

It's almost as bad as wrestling. I don't know how people can watch that fakery.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

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Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

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Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

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Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

 

 

 

 

Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

 

 

 

 

Weirdly, American football isn't like rugby or football. It's more like chess, trying to 2nd guess your opponent constantly.

It basically stems from rugby union in the 1870s, but with some rule ambiguities* ironed out. From there it evolved.

*: basically the laws of rugby at the time mandated a scrum after every tackle, but it was technically illegal to intentionally kick the ball backwards (rugby games of the time were prone to be one continuous scrum moving up and down the field of public school boys kicking each other in the shins... a jolly good sport!). American football was more or less born when it was decided to remedy this by granting a player on the team of the tackled player the right to an uncontested backwards kick to a teammate; by 1900 use of the hands for this was legalized and became the standard method. Twenty years after that, rugby league, seeing the same problem in the rules as the Americans had adopted essentially the same solution (it took the American universities about a year to realize that without contested scrums after tackles, the optimal strategy was to not really try to advance the ball until the end of a half and then score; the rule that eventually became four downs to gain 10 yards was introduced to counteract this... it took rugby league about 70 years to come to that realization). After this, with some controversy (many said that the point of rugby was kicking each other in the shins!), the RFU formalized some of the unwritten rules concerning scrums.

 

 

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A lot of ignorant people dismiss wrestling without actually knowing what goes on.

 

I know exactly what goes on:

 

Baby oil smothered men in tight pants hugging each other.

 

If I want to watch ghey porn, then I will, but not under the guise of Wrestling.

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Xann, on 16 Sept 2013 - 11:42 AM, said:

 

villaajax, on 16 Sept 2013 - 11:35 AM, said:

A lot of ignorant people dismiss wrestling without actually knowing what goes on.

 

Bad hair, wanton destruction of folding furniture and mutual oiling sessions?

 

 

sounds like Sheffield on a Saturday night

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