Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 She's a U-FUC. Unfunny fat ugly word removed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Charming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Bit mean Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I'm tired and grumpy 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Can't fault his argument though. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan. Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 £5 Scratch cards. A pound or two isn't enough now, and I'm the mug choosing to piss my hard earned money on a moment of hope(fullness) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 (edited) I'm tired and grumpy I know what will cheer you up. Go and have a look in the GTA thread there's probably spoilers I'm not checking the thread for that very reason Edited September 14, 2013 by 8pints 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Me neither 8pints my good man. Next few days are going to be tough. Good job the missus is a gamer so understands my hype levels. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes. Sex and GTA V... I envy you. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 You'll get GTA V on tuesday too and if you have a shave and buy me enough snowballs then who knows... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 Let's compromise on the shaving... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 P.s. please don't give me a billy & chuck gimmick in the ewr 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I need to get stuff posted before GTA takes over Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes. I have mentioned this before ....the solution is to sit down for a piss Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted September 14, 2013 Share Posted September 14, 2013 I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes. I have mentioned this before ....the solution is to sit down for a piss I thought you did anyway? [/heel turn] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes. I have mentioned this before ....the solution is to sit down for a piss I thought you did anyway? [/heel turn] [snaps fingers] 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leviramsey Posted September 15, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted September 15, 2013 The sitting down piss is an underappreciated pleasure. A moment to relax in one's hectic day. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted September 15, 2013 Share Posted September 15, 2013 Circumcision can also help with streaming issues, but yes I absolutely have to concur with the big Levowski there, the sit down is underappreciated. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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