AVFC_Hitz Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 She was called Beata. Breasts the size of a watermelon cut in half and stuck on a baguette. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Killed a swan yesterday....did a shit on it. Right on it. Followed by a trip to Topgoth, I hope. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Killed a swan yesterday....did a shit on it. Right on it. Followed by a trip to Topgoth, I hope. Some quality stuff in there 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 The things russell brand must have done to her ..........dear god!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel Just to stay on topic: Dafabet thread... Edited June 12, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel Just to stay on topic: Dafabet thread... Apologies if I'm a part of what is pissing you off Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Katy Perry & Zooey Deschanel Just to stay on topic: Dafabet thread... Apologies if I'm a part of what is pissing you off Ha, no not you mate Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 Probably me, then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 Probably me, then. Definitely Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted June 12, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted June 12, 2013 That connection between a key in a door and your bladder. How is it that you are only vaguely aware of the need to pee until you get your key in the front door and then your bladder immediately relaxes? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 You must be tall! ...or have a low door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Houlston Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 (edited) That connection between a key in a door and your bladder. How is it that you are only vaguely aware of the need to pee until you get your key in the front door and then your bladder immediately relaxes? Apparently, when you are bursting the reason you feel like you need to pee more the closer you get to the toilet is because your brain has already started sending signals to your bladder etc for you ready to pee whether you wanted to or not. Its all a subconscious thing and something to do with Pavlovs theory of conditioning. **** me, i'm boring. Edited June 12, 2013 by Houlston Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 That connection between a key in a door and your bladder. How is it that you are only vaguely aware of the need to pee until you get your key in the front door and then your bladder immediately relaxes? when I was on the Student Union I was responsible for organising one of the club nights in one of them discotheques All organised, all sorted, I arrived a bit early and got to drinking to settle the nerves. Went off waaaay to fast and was utterly faced very early on. I knew I was going to be very ill, didn't want to disgrace myself in front of my student chums so left at speed, flagged down a taxi, got it to take me home at double speed. Paid the driver jogged across the road, key in door and brain announced 'you can throw now'. With mouth full I shoulder charged the front door, giant stepped it up the stairs two or three at a time, kicked open the toilet door whilst already beginning the graceful chunder arc my mental maths told me would hit the lav. Unfortunately, my mum was on the lav. I know I've told it before, but it's my best story. My second best story is when I stole a milk float and ram raided it. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 If anyone from now on sees me posting in anything other than the kit thread in the main forum can you please tell me to stop and leave. Until a few nameless users are either removed from this site permanently or by some miraculous change of fortune completely change how they post then I vow to never return there. That's a pinky swear too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
8pints Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I vow to never return there. That's a pinky swear too. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VML1u8KJjEo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 If anyone from now on sees me posting in anything other than the kit thread in the main forum can you please tell me to stop and leave. Until a few nameless users are either removed from this site permanently or by some miraculous change of fortune completely change how they post then I vow to never return there. That's a pinky swear too. You're better off out of there. It's full of people who like to act like they're a big man. If they carried on like that offline they'd get the shit kicked out of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm going to have to go and take a look in the main forum, what thread should I look in to find all of the action Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted June 12, 2013 Share Posted June 12, 2013 I'm annoyed I missed a scrap Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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