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The "viewers" that complained about McEnroe and Sue Barker supporting Boris Becker during the tennis coverage. 

First day on air ffs and some sad **** Spunktrumpets with such a nice easy life that they get offended by anything and everything have to pipe up. 

We've got crippling energy prices, Ukraine war, women's rights being decimated in USA and these words removed are "offended" because two ex tennis players feel sorry for their mate? 

Just hurry up and die you menstrual waste. 

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11 hours ago, bickster said:

My missus and daughter are at Centre Court today

Quick detour via Albrighton on the way home for she whose wrath is worse than Khan's :D

interestingly that is my wife's surname and a few years ago we did a job at Wimbledon with various enforcement agencies. We could literally have closed down the tournament as some umpires and more importantly the racket stringers were all on the wrong visas. However, given that the racket stringers job was deemed to be specialised they could have replacements from the Uk and these had been flown in especially from (I think) Japan. If we'd followed the letter of the law (so to speak) they could have been arrested/detained and removed from the UK forthwith. There may have been a little bit of a backlash though so as you can imagine they were allowed to stay. So we literally couldn't have closed it down. Damn.

 

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Chatting to my postman today , i sorta know him as we see each other at Chertsey Town games 

turns out he's a Forest fan  .. cheeky sod only wants a £10 bet that Forest will finish higher than Villa next season 

 

deluded people really piss me off   ,even if making easy money from them doesn't :) 

 

 

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6 hours ago, bickster said:

Last week of the month like most people

I'm not like most people :) 

I think most people in financial services, or certainly for clearing banks, get paid around the 20th. 

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Just the lack of morals and accountability in life, companies getting away with stuff. 

Only a small fry example but Cathedral City have just been heavily fined for pumping shite into local rivers and killing wildlife then miraculously a few days later a new shiny ‘look how great we are’ advertisement campaign begins. You just know they got a heads up about the verdict and fine early on to give themselves enough time to create the adverts too. Messed up. 

I bet the majority see the adverts and a very small minority read the news. 

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Why is there always some clearing in the woods who walks too close to the revolving glass door at the QE and makes it stop?

I'm praying that, one day, said clearing in the woods carries on walking and face plants it.

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29 minutes ago, Anthony said:

Gotten

I believe that's one of those that was originally in normal British English use, but remained current in American usage, while we dropped it for the simple 'got'. 

The one that always jars with me is 'do you got?' (rather than 'have you got?', or better still, 'do you have?')

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11 minutes ago, mjmooney said:

The one that always jars with me is 'do you got?' (rather than 'have you got?', or better still, 'do you have?')

Oh god yes. "Do you got?" = **** off back to school, and pay attention this time.

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'Excited for' (an event), e.g. "I'm excited for Christmas". 

No you're not, you're excited about Christmas. 

(You can be excited for a person, i.e. excited on their behalf - "I'm excited for the kids, they're going to love Christmas"). 

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