magnkarl Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 1 minute ago, BOF said: The trains in Spain run mainly when it's plain. The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post BOF Posted May 26, 2017 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted May 26, 2017 5 minutes ago, magnkarl said: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mottaloo Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 7 hours ago, Stevo985 said: Same as when I saw a chav doing a wheelie on his shitty moped through Sutton Coldfield the other day. The only person who thinks that was impressive was him. Everyone else thought he was a prick. On the rare occasion i see the same cockwombles riding quad bikes on the main road, doing wheelies and tailgating other motorists....am i bad for hoping they flip said bike onto themselves or wrap it around a postbox ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Sid4ever Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 45 minutes ago, magnkarl said: The rain in Spain falls mainly on the plains. And there's the answer as the trains in Spain run mainly on the plains where it also rains the rails don't overheat and bend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mandy Lifeboats Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Yesterday I took my car back to the main dealer for its first service. Everything was booked for 8 am and I arrived promply expecting to drop the keys and go. Instead I spent the next 20 minutes with a sales rep badly disguised as a mechanic. Did I want a service plan? Had I downloaded the dealers app? As I was a valued customer I qualified for a "free" valet and complimentary car wash. I declined to give me email address for marketing purposes. Apparently this meant I was missing out on "exciting opportunities" and wouldn't receive advanced notifications of VIP events. I'd also miss out on having a video of my car service emailed to me. The straw that broke the camel's back was when we walked arouns the car noting dents and scratches. "If you sign up for our super deluxe plan we'll get rid of that big scratch for free" he said pointing to the door. I leaned forward, wiped a spiders web from the door and explained in very blunt terms that I had no desire to buy a service plan from someone that couldn't tell the dfference between a bodywork scratch and a spider's web. Does anyone fall for this salesmen talk? It just annoys the hell out of me. 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Girls that are depressed cause they think they have ugly knees, when in fact most men find them so pretty they lose their breath around them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 4 hours ago, rodders0223 said: Samosas. Someone at work started a trend and now every occasion, birthday or leaving...samosas are the food brought in. I don't like samosas. 3 times a week they are on our floor. Novelty at first, now I can't stand them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 My 17 year old neighbour work as an unlicensed cab driver and he dont even have a driving license When his parents go to sleep he takes their car and go to work. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 2 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: My 17 year old neighbour work as an unlicensed cab driver and he dont even have a driving license When his parents go to sleep he takes their car and go to work. Still get a job with Uber Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 13 minutes ago, Ikantcpell said: Girls that are depressed cause they think they have ugly knees, when in fact most men find them so pretty they lose their breath around them. Ugly knees 2/10 WNB Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 All the crap my country spends money on. We will crash worse than Greece. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted May 26, 2017 Share Posted May 26, 2017 Knowing I'm going to feel hungover tomorrow. Feckinggood night in the sun but bloody hell.work at 10 will be a fecking arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
El Zen Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 7 hours ago, NoelVilla said: All the crap my country spends money on. We will crash worse than Greece. I'll bet you you won't. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NoelVilla Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 2 hours ago, Michelsen said: I'll bet you you won't. https://eng.si.se/staff/ Check out some of the job descriptions on this site. Government agency that recently blocked about 12 000 Twitter accounts, Bill Gates and the Israeli ambassador were 2 of them. A house of cards comes to mind. The hospital that my better half works at are out of money which creates a terrible work environment. The local government I work for are out of money for budget 2018. So excuse me for having concerns for our future. Can we borrow some oil? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 Turns out my other Half's brother is pretty racist. And not discrete about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 27, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 27, 2017 17 hours ago, Mandy Lifeboats said: Yesterday I took my car back to the main dealer for its first service. Everything was booked for 8 am and I arrived promply expecting to drop the keys and go. Instead I spent the next 20 minutes with a sales rep badly disguised as a mechanic. Did I want a service plan? Had I downloaded the dealers app? As I was a valued customer I qualified for a "free" valet and complimentary car wash. I declined to give me email address for marketing purposes. Apparently this meant I was missing out on "exciting opportunities" and wouldn't receive advanced notifications of VIP events. I'd also miss out on having a video of my car service emailed to me. The straw that broke the camel's back was when we walked arouns the car noting dents and scratches. "If you sign up for our super deluxe plan we'll get rid of that big scratch for free" he said pointing to the door. I leaned forward, wiped a spiders web from the door and explained in very blunt terms that I had no desire to buy a service plan from someone that couldn't tell the dfference between a bodywork scratch and a spider's web. Does anyone fall for this salesmen talk? It just annoys the hell out of me. Main Dealer? Service? Seriously, people do that? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted May 27, 2017 Moderator Share Posted May 27, 2017 I may have said this before. £2 coins, I get rid of them at the earliest opportunity, absolute pain in the butt when you're running low on float. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted May 27, 2017 Share Posted May 27, 2017 21 minutes ago, bickster said: Main Dealer? Service? Seriously, people do that? Yep. 3 years servicing included for nowt when I bought the car. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post mjmooney Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, Stevo985 said: Turns out my other Half's brother is pretty racist. And not discrete about it. Distinct, separate and unrelated? Ohh... discreet... (Sorry) 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 27, 2017 VT Supporter Share Posted May 27, 2017 1 hour ago, mjmooney said: Distinct, separate and unrelated? Ohh... discreet... (Sorry) Yeah. That 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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