CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Question: Any hobbies? Answer: "I really like socialising." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 a man has been attacked by a great white whilst diving 200km off the shore in oz, the government have issued kill order on the shark, I think the official line is something like we wont know if we've killed the right shark until we have killed it and checked its DNA... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Kill a shark for been a ....shark Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Question: Any hobbies? Answer: "I really like socialising." I like people who socialise, purely because they are usually complete **** tards who think socialising is an acceptable replacement for "I like to go out and get absolutely **** shit faced and vomit into my own lap and then attempt to steal a potted plant from the chip shop" They usually ain't too bright so it's good fun to have someone who enjoys socialising because you can just treat them like a retarded pet and they never realise, it can provide you with countless hours of fun. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 a man has been attacked by a great white whilst diving 200km off the shore in oz, the government have issued kill order on the shark, I think the official line is something like we wont know if we've killed the right shark until we have killed it and checked its DNA... They should just release 100 sea pandas into the area, great white sharks are scared of them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Why don't they just kill all the snakes instead? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 Question: Any hobbies? Answer: "I really like socialising." I like people who socialise, purely because they are usually complete **** tards who think socialising is an acceptable replacement for "I like to go out and get absolutely **** shit faced and vomit into my own lap and then attempt to steal a potted plant from the chip shop" They usually ain't too bright so it's good fun to have someone who enjoys socialising because you can just treat them like a retarded pet and they never realise, it can provide you with countless hours of fun. You have described about 95% of my Facebook friends. Boring people with no interesting qualities or hobbies so they just latch onto drinking. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villa4europe Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 watching my tattoo addiction, some bloke getting a tattoo of hitler holding a gas bill and trying to claim its irony or some really clever message that people wont be able to understand Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phumfeinz Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 The 'Some people are gay. GET OVER IT.' advert. I'm over it. I was never under it. Like the majority of the British public, I heard about homosexuality at a young age and was raised to understand and accept it. Seeing that advert plastered over every bus makes me think that there is some kind of homophobic crisis going on. It's completely unnecessary. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 9, 2013 Share Posted October 9, 2013 It's the students who turn trendy gay that piss me offIf you're gay then no biggie just don't then dress up like every stereotype known to human kind and prance around on the streets of London trying to shock everyone by your fake gayness to upset your parents or whatever. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brommy Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 It's the students who turn trendy gay that piss me off Portillo? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadenb42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 All the fuss about the young united player who scored 2 goals against Sunderland and whose name I can't spell. The media is having a wank fest over him. Yes he is a talent, a amazing one? Well that's for debate. He plays for one of the better teams in the country surrounded by some of the better players in the country and scored against a shit and out of form Sunderland. 1 game and people mentioning England it's unreal.... Then You got the usual London media jizzing over what ever west ham player has played a few decent games. Still waiting for a west ham fan to phone up talksport and claim he can become a legend like bobby more Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 All the fuss about the young united player who scored 2 goals against Sunderland and whose name I can't spell. The media is having a wank fest over him. Yes he is a talent, a amazing one? Well that's for debate. He plays for one of the better teams in the country surrounded by some of the better players in the country and scored against a shit and out of form Sunderland. Sound familiar? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Those heady days! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
jadenb42 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Maybe because I listen to talksport and Alan Brazil can't go 5 minutes talking about what a exceptional talent he is . what ever guest he is speaking to he mentions him. Didn't raheem sterling get the same treatment last year too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Morley_crosses_to_Withe Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 All the fuss about the young united player who scored 2 goals against Sunderland and whose name I can't spell. The media is having a wank fest over him. Yes he is a talent, a amazing one? Well that's for debate. He plays for one of the better teams in the country surrounded by some of the better players in the country and scored against a shit and out of form Sunderland. Sound familiar? Exactly! The media pulled themselves off into a frenzy about him at the time too. Pundits fell over themselves to confidently announce how he was going to be the next big thing. I doubt any of them predicted that he'd end up on loan to Doncaster. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 people who don't have a **** mind of their own I am sat here singing a Nick Cave song (stagger lee) and the kid who sits opposite me ask's what it is so I tell him, his exact words were ''I've never heard of him...I'll download his discography when I get home'' I just find it infuriating when someone just latches onto something for no good reason, this is the same kid who asked me to put the entire contents of my Ipod (16000 songs) onto his hard drive, nah **** you go and discover some **** music for yourself and don't expect to be spoonfed it, one of the great and most exciting things about music is discovering it or actually being recommended it by someone, not just saying ''I want all 16000 of them songs even though I wont like 15500 of them'' plus I have spent good **** money on that collection and he just want's it for free. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 10, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 10, 2013 No harm being introduced to an artist by somebody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC_Hitz Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 Rob has introduced me to a lot of good 'artists'. On here, and his blog. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leemond2008 Posted October 10, 2013 Share Posted October 10, 2013 No there isn't but he is a nightmare for it, even if he doesn't like something he will ask for a copy of it just so he can say he has it. Example, I bought a Rory Gallagher cd and he looked at it whilst it was on my desk and he asked for a copy of it before even asking what type of music it was, when I told him he said "I hate that sort of music...but yeah do me a copy of it" As I say as long as it is free he wants it, I am always recommending music to people I think will like it and often give people my iPod whilst they are on their lunch to have a listen to something and it they dig it I'll do them a copy but I wouldn't recommend simon and garfunkle to someone who is only interested in thrash metal. It's the mentality that annoys me, I have spent years and **** knows how much money on my music collection and he expects me to let him have it instantly for free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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