Keep calm and love Villa Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Not sure how this will go down? We are a laughing stock at the moment theres loads of jokes doing the rounds do you hate it? Or can you laugh it off? This one made me smile: "i bought a claret and blue sledge today,never seen anything go down hill so fast!" They say you have to laugh or you will cry! With relegation looming should we all learn to laugh at ourselves a bit more? UTV Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turnbull Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 With relegation looming should we all learn to laugh at ourselves a bit more? Yes, but laugh at the Blues a bit more to offset it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I don't mind getting texts off friends who follow football but I've been getting pisstaking from friends who have no interest in it. That annoys me. The stick still hasn't reached the levels following the 3-0 defeat at the sty. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
briny_ear Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Sorry, just an adaptation of a very old one... Paul Lambert is out walking his faithful but very, very old dog one day and he meets a genie. "Master!" cries the genie, "I can grant you any wish you want, Tell me your desire!" Paul says, "Can you fix it for my dog to win at Crufts?" The genie looks at the dog. It is very very old indeed, with mangy fur, a gammy leg, one half-bitten-off ear, and a glass eye. "Blimey", says the genie, "I said I could grant a wish, not work miracles. is there anything a bit easier you want?" "Could you fix it for Villa to stay up with their current squad?" says Paul The genie looks at him for a while and then says, "Right, let's have another look at that dog..." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keep calm and love Villa Posted January 24, 2013 Author Share Posted January 24, 2013 I don't mind getting texts off friends who follow football but I've been getting pisstaking from friends who have no interest in it. That annoys me. The stick still hasn't reached the levels following the 3-0 defeat at the sty. Agree! The none footballing people in the canteen at work are the worst, its hard to politely laugh! But i'm getting better at it.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Gallows humour is the only thing that's going to get me through the rest of the season, so I'm all for it. Hopefully some people will join me, because all I can do is laugh at ourselves now we're this shite. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AndyClarke Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) I don't mind getting texts off friends who follow football but I've been getting pisstaking from friends who have no interest in it. That annoys me. The stick still hasn't reached the levels following the 3-0 defeat at the sty. I agree, as far as I'm concerned these none footballing people should keep there mouths firmly shut. My missus family all had a good chuckle when we went around just after the Chelsea game had finished, they can all **** off. Same after the Bradford games, I get fed up of politely chuckling along or smiling, they have no understanding of how important it is to those who bother to follow a club, so I've taken to just ignoring them or grunting in response. On a lighter note, we may as well have a laugh about it all, but on our terms!! Edited January 24, 2013 by AndyClarke Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFCforever1991 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 (edited) At least Liverpool fans can't say anything, considering we beat them. Edited January 24, 2013 by AVFCforever1991 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 When losing to Millwall tomorrow, I hope we can get the 'Let's pretend that we've scored a goal'. Always a good laugh that, and always well received by the opposition fans too. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alpaywasawesome Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Paul Lambert was wheeling his shopping trolley across the supermarket car park when he noticed an old lady struggling with her bags of shopping. He stopped and asked, “Can you manage dear?” to which the old lady replied, “No way you got yourself into this mess, don’t ask me to sort it out!” Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LoughboroughLion Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I was driving past Villa Park earlier and someone was sellotaping their season ticket to the gates. I thought, I'm **** having that.. you can never have enough sellotape! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sutherland Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Villa are in talks with lenny henry to be the new head of logistics... Only chance they got of staying in the premier!.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 I'm hoping for the "let's pretend" tomorrow too. Hopefully a wide shot might go to us too- I could do with nicking the ball for a spot of vollyball with fellow fans Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Randy Lerner, Paul Faulkner and Paul Lambert walk into a bar, and the whole scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Raver50032 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 We've changed our name to Aston Vanilla... always getting licked... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pez1974 Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 Warnock, Hutton, Ireland, Bannan and N'Zogbia get led to their execution. That'd be **** funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CI Posted January 24, 2013 Share Posted January 24, 2013 An Englishmen, Scotsman and American are on a plane Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
choffer Posted January 24, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted January 24, 2013 Villa have made an approach to sign the Swansea ball boy. Apparently they were impressed with his ability to retain possession for more than ten seconds. (Shamelessly stolen from twitter). 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keep calm and love Villa Posted January 25, 2013 Author Share Posted January 25, 2013 Just watched the You Tube video of Adolf Hitler planning a trip to Wembley....Some people really do have a lot of time on their handsFunny though! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted January 25, 2013 Share Posted January 25, 2013 2 policemen are patrolling outside VP on matchday when they see a couple of fans climbing over the fence. So they made them climb back in. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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