BOF Posted July 12, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 12, 2012 Is it wrong I got a chubby reading BOF's parody? See. It's easy to write cliterature. I'm off to write 51 shades of something or other. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2012 You have brought out a part in me that I thought I'd never be able to find. Is it really THAT small, Wiggy? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted July 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2012 It's easy to write cliterature. I'm off to write 51 shades of something or other.Green, natch. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 You have brought out a part in me that I thought I'd never be able to find. Is it really THAT small, Wiggy? Dont know what your on about!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 I think robs idea of chivalry is hanging out the back of someone and asking 4 fingers or fist? To be fair I can do the romance stuff. Only my missus knows what I can be like, but would I really post on here for all you bastards to see? Would I fuuuuuu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheDon Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Rob, letting her have the first swig out of your bottle of cider isn't romance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 But...I thought that was showing true love? :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jon Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 this thread has turned both sad and sickly. Kudos for The moon man, Boflcopter and Roberto for attempting to save it though. The rest of you, hang your heads. Shameful. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 this thread has turned both sad and sickly. Kudos for The moon man, Boflcopter and Roberto for attempting to save it though. The rest of you, hang your heads. Shameful. I did try to save it on the previous page but to no avail Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 These young kids have got it all wrong. You have to flatter the missus, cook for her, clean the house, do the shopping, decorate. I do all that. Then if I don't get it up the wrong 'un all holy hell is let loose ;-) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tegis Posted July 12, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 12, 2012 Then if I don't get it up the wrong 'un all holy hell is let loose A new side of Rob, the backside...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MMFy Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 this thread has turned both sad and sickly. Kudos for The moon man, Boflcopter and Roberto for attempting to save it though. The rest of you, hang your heads. Shameful. I did try to save it on the previous page but to no avail At least it hasn't stooped to the depths of discussing wiping your Johnson on tissues or wet wipes. Or was that the Rogues Gallery thread? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 12, 2012 Share Posted July 12, 2012 Johnson?!? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 this thread has turned both sad and sickly. Kudos for The moon man, Boflcopter and Roberto for attempting to save it though. The rest of you, hang your heads. Shameful. I did try to save it on the previous page but to no avail At least it hasn't stooped to the depths of discussing wiping your Johnson on tissues or wet wipes. Or was that the Rogues Gallery thread? Ha, rogues. It's all about cock hygiene. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Wainy316 Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 My missus would kill me if she thought I shared half the details some of you lot do. Anyway, shall I stick some nudey pics in he Rogues Gallery? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CrackpotForeigner Posted July 13, 2012 Share Posted July 13, 2012 Yes. Stick some nudey pics in the Rogues Gallery. Please. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted July 13, 2012 Moderator Share Posted July 13, 2012 If your lad goes anywhere near that gallery, there might be hell to pay. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Voinjama Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Right here is the scenario. Girl gives me her number last Sunday, and for the first 3 days she seems very keen always texting back within a minute. Makes it clear she wants to meet up but tells me she works during the week. But then on Thursday things change slightly. I ring her and she does not pick up. She then says she is having a nap (at 5.30 in the evening), and will call me back when she has woken up. She did not call back. So i waited til today to text her again asking if she wants to meet. Her reply is that "she is working all week so cant meet during the week". So I reply with what about the weekend or after work. 5 hours later no reply. I understand it is hard for you to judge the situation without seeing the texts etc. But would you just leave it now, or ring her? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted July 22, 2012 VT Supporter Share Posted July 22, 2012 Leave it. You probably already sound desperate. It's not attractive at all. Any more texting will just drive her further away. If she wants to meet you, then she'll meet you. If she doesn't, then bombarding her with requests isn't going to make her change her mind. In fact it'll do the opposite. By all means text her at or just before the weekend and ask her again. But nothing more than that unless she contacts you first. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LincsVilla Posted July 22, 2012 Share Posted July 22, 2012 Right here is the scenario. Girl gives me her number last Sunday, and for the first 3 days she seems very keen always texting back within a minute. Makes it clear she wants to meet up but tells me she works during the week. But then on Thursday things change slightly. I ring her and she does not pick up. She then says she is having a nap (at 5.30 in the evening), and will call me back when she has woken up. She did not call back. So i waited til today to text her again asking if she wants to meet. Her reply is that "she is working all week so cant meet during the week". So I reply with what about the weekend or after work. 5 hours later no reply. I understand it is hard for you to judge the situation without seeing the texts etc. But would you just leave it now, or ring her? Just leave it, wait until she texts you. She might think you're being a bit keen. If she doesn't get back to you then it just wasn't meant to be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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