Eames Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Well, not to go into finer detail but its pretty certain she's interested in me, so I dunno. I'll wait till tomorrow, then send if nothing comes. It could have been a fob off, which would be pretty disappointing. You absolutely must turn up at her house naked, with a rose stuck up your arse singing her name. Women LOVE that shit. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
islingtonclaret Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Well, not to go into finer detail but its pretty certain she's interested in me, so I dunno. I'll wait till tomorrow, then send if nothing comes. It could have been a fob off, which would be pretty disappointing. You absolutely must turn up at her house naked, with a rose stuck up your arse singing her name. Women LOVE that shit. Really? I'll have to ask where she lives then first. At this stage that would probably render the same response as the rose up my arse Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Eames Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) Well, not to go into finer detail but its pretty certain she's interested in me, so I dunno. I'll wait till tomorrow, then send if nothing comes. It could have been a fob off, which would be pretty disappointing. You absolutely must turn up at her house naked, with a rose stuck up your arse singing her name. Women LOVE that shit. Really? I'll have to ask where she lives then first. At this stage that would probably render the same response as the rose up my arse Absolutely yes. Trust me. I'm an expert at this stuff. I have references and everything. Mr E is wise. See? Edited March 17, 2015 by Eames Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 Me and my good lady have been together for almost 20 years and in that time i can count on one hand the number of full on rows we've had. Life is too short to let things you can't influence distract you especially when you have kids. The best bit of advice i was given is that all women are mental so at least marry a pretty one.... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I think people these days expect relationships to be like the movies, but they aren't. I have a great relationship with my wife, we can laugh at ourselves and each other, but I'd say we disagree and bicker quite a bit. I'm an irritating little shit and I honestly don't know how she's put up with me for 11 years, she's much more mature and sensible than I am, maybe the whole "opposites attract/yin & yang" thing is true? I don't know, but I just know I wouldn't swap my mate for anyone else 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The missus and I almost never argue. But I'm not always sure that's a good thing. Same here, we very rarely have a crossed word. Which is a real shame sometimes because make up s3x is awesome. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
StefanAVFC Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The best bit of advice i was given is that all women are mental so at least marry a pretty one.... This is perfect Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 How long you been seeing her? Only a couple of months, but was totally smitten to be honest. Thought she was a corker. But as with all women its just a smokescreen, absolute head case I think. So do I go back to get my sack emptied, or do I run for the hills? DHUTWU The reason I got binned is a classic to be honest, you lot will love it. I got hold of some viagra and dropped half a tablet before going round her gaff for a bit of leg over. Anyway, smashed it into bits, like a cheap garden shed. She asked in the morning after being rodgered countless times "were did that come from?" I admitted the extra help I had. She went nuts and threw me out, said she was sick of "lies and deceit". I thought most birds would give a pat on the back and say "good well done stud" Women! Not happy with being smashed to kingdom come, not happy with a floppy dick! Can you ever win? I tried the blue pill once... a whole one. It worked, boy it worked!* Only problem was it still like a granite rod the next day. I couldn't go out as it hurting, it was that stiff. *yes there was a woman involved as well. I didn't just take it for an exotic wank. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 The missus and I almost never argue. But I'm not always sure that's a good thing. My ex used to hate the fact I never argued with her as she took it as sign I didn't care! A no-win situation. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2015 Same, my ex was exactly the same. Said I lacked passion because I was too laid back. Luckily the current lady friend is as laid back as me Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
stuart_75 Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 How long you been seeing her? Only a couple of months, but was totally smitten to be honest. Thought she was a corker. But as with all women its just a smokescreen, absolute head case I think. So do I go back to get my sack emptied, or do I run for the hills? DHUTWU The reason I got binned is a classic to be honest, you lot will love it. I got hold of some viagra and dropped half a tablet before going round her gaff for a bit of leg over. Anyway, smashed it into bits, like a cheap garden shed. She asked in the morning after being rodgered countless times "were did that come from?" I admitted the extra help I had. She went nuts and threw me out, said she was sick of "lies and deceit". I thought most birds would give a pat on the back and say "good well done stud" Women! Not happy with being smashed to kingdom come, not happy with a floppy dick! Can you ever win? I tried the blue pill once... a whole one. It worked, boy it worked!* Only problem was it still like a granite rod the next day. I couldn't go out as it hurting, it was that stiff. *yes there was a woman involved as well. I didn't just take it for an exotic wank. I didnt take the V because she was a minger or a fatty. In fact she's she fittest bird Ive knobbed, so I was looking for a bit of staying power and not 30secs, 3 pumps and I'm done. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dr_Pangloss Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I recently text a girl after a good date, heard nothing for a couple of days so thought I'd try one more just to see if there is anything, after nothing back for most the day I deleted her off my phone as I thought that was that. Low and behold she gets back to me after I'd given up. Texting is a minefield, I hate it. You could always call. Texting is for pussies 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AlwaysAVFC Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 I recently text a girl after a good date, heard nothing for a couple of days so thought I'd try one more just to see if there is anything, after nothing back for most the day I deleted her off my phone as I thought that was that. Low and behold she gets back to me after I'd given up. Texting is a minefield, I hate it. You could always call. Texting is for pussies You're right, to be fair I bottled calling as I quite like her and was afraid of an awkward conversation if she wasn't interested. All being well it has worked out in the end. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted March 17, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted March 17, 2015 Nobody calls anyone anymore. Weirdos Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 17, 2015 Share Posted March 17, 2015 (edited) I only talk in person. I don't like phone calls because it's too easy to misread people, and texting has developed this peculiar Edwardian style etiquette. It's quite bizarre listening to people talking about whether or not they should text and how it might be read and various other complexities once you realise that you aren't in an E.M. Forster novel. Edited March 17, 2015 by CarewsEyebrowDesigner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted March 18, 2015 Share Posted March 18, 2015 Whoa! Did someone say call them? That's mental! I haven't used a mobile phone to phone anyone since 2004! 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Dodgyknees Posted March 19, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted March 19, 2015 Had a surreal moment this morning. My phone kept ringing, in the end I picked it up and saw my friend had called six times. He rang again and I answered, and he was in a bit of a panic. Apparently, he pulled last night ("she looks older than she did last night"), and woke this morning next to her, but with a twist. In the single bed at the other side of the room was a man, asleep. He crept downstairs and decided I was the best person to call as he can't get out of the house. There is a photo on the wall of said woman with what "could be the man in the single bed, maybe her husband." He doesn't remember much and can't find his shoes. LOL. First thing I thought was to post this here. I just told him to wake her up and ask where the rest of his clothes are. He's a dick, always gets into the weirdest situations. 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keyblade Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Assuming he doesn't get caught, that sounds thrilling as hell Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Folski Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Had a surreal moment this morning. My phone kept ringing, in the end I picked it up and saw my friend had called six times. He rang again and I answered, and he was in a bit of a panic. Apparently, he pulled last night ("she looks older than she did last night"), and woke this morning next to her, but with a twist. In the single bed at the other side of the room was a man, asleep. He crept downstairs and decided I was the best person to call as he can't get out of the house. There is a photo on the wall of said woman with what "could be the man in the single bed, maybe her husband." He doesn't remember much and can't find his shoes. LOL. First thing I thought was to post this here. I just told him to wake her up and ask where the rest of his clothes are. He's a dick, always gets into the weirdest situations. Maybe he's already met the husband Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 19, 2015 Share Posted March 19, 2015 Sounds like a threesome to me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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