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what's to be serious about?

 

Platonic is platonic, if there is no sexual buzz, allure, feeling or whatever then that's just fine. It is what it is, just another human you know and potentially get along with.

 

If you play along pretending it's platonic in the hope one day she'll realise she needs your hand down her blouse, then you are wasting everyone's leisure time.

 

Then why do guys keep misinterpreting girls, or so I hear?

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So I write the above on 2 pages and nothing. ..

I write a swear word but blank out the middle 2 letter's with a * and I get warning points within 30 seconds of writing it!

You probably have to make a request, but put "fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..." at the beginning ;)

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Just thought I'd throw this one in here...

 

Petra Boynton has an advice column in the Torygraph. She is a social psychologist lecturing in International Health Care at University College London. She has a PhD in Applied Human Psychology - her thesis evaluated research on the impact of pornography on attitudes and behaviour. Petra researches sex and relationships worldwide.

 

It's the only one I've ever read where the agony aunt is actually qualified to give advice, as opposed to being qualified by virtue of being, for example, a fit bird with big tits.. 

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Just thought I'd throw this one in here...

 

Petra Boynton has an advice column in the Torygraph. She is a social psychologist lecturing in International Health Care at University College London. She has a PhD in Applied Human Psychology - her thesis evaluated research on the impact of pornography on attitudes and behaviour. Petra researches sex and relationships worldwide.

 

It's the only one I've ever read where the agony aunt is actually qualified to give advice, as opposed to being qualified by virtue of being, for example, a fit bird with big tits.. 

That column is comedy gold!

 

'I've never had an orgasm – but I've been married for two years' A 25 year-old wife tells Dr Petra Boynton she has never experienced an orgasm, who offers her advice on how to relax and enjoy pleasure.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/women/sex/10436240/Ive-never-had-an-orgasm-but-Ive-been-married-for-two-years.html

 

LOLOL

 

Hilarious, there really are some pathetic excuses for men out there. How do you expect to keep a woman if you can't get her off?!?!

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I know a 23 year old who has never kissed a girl. He smells like cigarettes and wet dog most of the time.

 

this 'friend', just get him to shower and join some dating sites, you'll be fine.

 

 

Thanks for the advice. I'll...er.. tell him. 

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