villaajax Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I bet it's a wrestling themed dildo. You talkin' to me? No, actually! It's for a 1970s Aston Villa Christmas card. I get on very well with the Swedish sales rep at work and much to my delight I found out she was an Aston Villa fan back when she used to have more of an interest in English football. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
coda Posted October 27, 2013 Share Posted October 27, 2013 I never realised Travis Bickle was such a fan of cereal. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I'm a 26 year old bloke who doesn't believe in ghosts or monsters, so why do I still get scared going up the stairs in the dark thinking something's going to jump out on me? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Are you just afraid of the dark? You big baby! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 ...naaaah, what? pffttt I was...joking and that... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 28, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2013 I get on very well with the Swedish sales rep at work and much to my delight I found out she was an Aston Villa fan back when she used to have more of an interest in English football. Swedish, you say? Hmmmm. This one seems to have slipped by uncommented-on. We can't have that, this is VTOT. Ajax is on the pull, using old football programs as bait. A novel approach, and we await further updates. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted October 28, 2013 Moderator Share Posted October 28, 2013 I'm a 26 year old bloke who doesn't believe in ghosts or monsters, so why do I still get scared going up the stairs in the dark thinking something's going to jump out on me?Burglars? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I'm a 26 year old bloke who doesn't believe in ghosts or monsters, so why do I still get scared going up the stairs in the dark thinking something's going to jump out on me? You live in a Bungalow? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rodders Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 what's so wrong about the first way of skinning a cat, you'd need to consider multiple alternatives? How many possibilities could there be? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted October 28, 2013 Author VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ways to skin a cat? 1) While wearing a deep-sea diving suit 2) In a free-fall parachute jump 3) With a plastic spoon 4) Using a blender 5) Naked 6) In Uzbekistan 7) Slowly 8) With maximum artistic interpretation 9) With one's teeth 10) Collectively 11) On a trampoline 12) In a vat of acid (...continued on p. 94) 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ways to skin a cat? 1) While wearing a deep-sea diving suit 2) In a free-fall parachute jump 3) With a plastic spoon 4) Using a blender 5) Naked 6) In Uzbekistan 7) Slowly 8) With maximum artistic interpretation 9) With one's teeth 10) Collectively 11) On a trampoline 12) In a vat of acid (...continued on p. 94) I once knew an old car enthusiast that used to dig up his garden looking for cats. He was a moggy miner Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tonyh29 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Ways to skin a cat? 12) In a vat of acid (...continued on p. 94) wouldn't the acid also burn the flesh and the bones and thus technically not be skinning it ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) True Tony but like that quaint old traditional saying goes, I bet there's more than one way to efficiently, effectively and completely dissolve every bit of a cat. Edited October 28, 2013 by Ingram85 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nigel Posted October 28, 2013 VT Supporter Share Posted October 28, 2013 [quote name="drat01" I once knew an old car enthusiast that used to dig up his garden looking for cats. He was a moggy miner 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 [quote name="drat01" I once knew an old car enthusiast that used to dig up his garden looking for cats. He was a moggy miner Oh. my. god. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 Why whenever anyone normal dies and its in local papers or whatever they are always 'loving, caring individuals who never had a bad word to say' or some guff. Funny how its never a proper right word removed that snuffs it. Its never "she bullied me, was horrible to her friends, lived on KFC and cola, smoked crack and hated the polish", its always "she did loads for charity, loved kittens and helped old dears and the disabled cross the road". I call bollocks on it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 In todays news, Ingram died.. what a miserable word removed.. Good riddance - The people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 In todays news, Ingram died.. what a miserable word removed.. Good riddance - The people. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 I really, really, really **** hate when an obituary includes 'church goer', or some variation of it, as if being a **** church goer makes them a greater loss to the world than some bloody atheist. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
drat01 Posted October 28, 2013 Share Posted October 28, 2013 (edited) Why are you lot reading so many obituaries? I cannot believe so many people die in alphabetical order Edited October 28, 2013 by drat01 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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