Jump to content

Paddy's "Things that cheer you up"


rjw63

Recommended Posts

 

I'm currently sitting on the bog honking out a dirt snake as I type this

2 things cheer me up, the first is the fact I'm drinking a can of Stella whilst curling one out,the joys of living alone

The second is that I had no other option but to buy some expensive bog roll and I can't wait to use it, I normally use John Wayne bog roll so this is gunna be **** luxery for me

Charmin with the perfumed inner tube FTW

 

Obviously I meant Cushelle, not Charmin

Link to comment
Share on other sites

How good do they rate in the pantheon of TV show mammaries?

 

As good as Nick's missus in season 2 of the Wire?

As Woody Harrelson's mistress in True Detective?

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

You can't say 'omgz jubblies!!!1111!!!' if you don't get to see at least a hint of areola. You just can't. Should be a golden rule that.

You don't piss about with a blokes emotions when it comes to jugs.

Link to comment
Share on other sites

How good do they rate in the pantheon of TV show mammaries?

As good as Nick's missus in season 2 of the Wire?

As Woody Harrelson's mistress in True Detective?

Can they be better than Alexandra Daddario's ...that would be .....hhaaaarrrddd to beat

Link to comment
Share on other sites

 

How good do they rate in the pantheon of TV show mammaries?

As good as Nick's missus in season 2 of the Wire?

As Woody Harrelson's mistress in True Detective?

Can they be better than Alexandra Daddario's ...that would be .....hhaaaarrrddd to beat

 

 

I think they are the peak, oh man how good did she look.

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

Stomach cramps , poop sweats last minute will I make it dash to the toilet bowl for that sweet release ....that pebble dasher, that absolute toilet destroying scuttery shite .......that my friend is the dump of a champion  

  • Like 1
Link to comment
Share on other sites

×
×
  • Create New...
Â