rjw63 Posted March 28, 2011 Author Share Posted March 28, 2011 Good point well made - ask her for a blowjob Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 mmmmmmmmmm toast. I haven't eaten bread in 6 weeks! I haven't eaten bread in 6 years! (excluding Maccies burger which isn't really "bread") Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 Youse lot need to get yourselves some toast! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sparey16 Posted March 28, 2011 Share Posted March 28, 2011 off to do some now 2 slices should be enough i reckon... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted March 29, 2011 Author Share Posted March 29, 2011 Did I mention I have my toast dipped in Amber Jack and served on a hot red head's naked breasts? I love you :firefox: Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Didn't you already reply? Alzheimer's in your old age! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YLN Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Watching House pissed. Smoked a cigar. Friends gone home. I continue to drink alone. Won every game of FIFA. Got fraped. Want to go to bed. Want to play soccer tomorrow. I am cheered up by the possibility of going to a festival over the summer with a collection of good friends. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
AVFC-Prideofbrum Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Watching House pissed. Smoked a cigar. Friends gone home. I continue to drink alone. Won every game of FIFA. Got fraped. Want to go to bed. Want to play soccer tomorrow. . Sounds like lyrics to the next Rebecca Black song. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ponky Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 My boy saw me pulling a large shrub out of the garden a few years ago when he was only 4 or 5. This has him convinced that I am the strongest man in the world because I can pull out trees with my bare hands (fair enough the shrub was bigger than him at the time!). I cheers me up no end whenever he mentions it. Even if it's not true, my kid thinks I'm up there with the incredible hulk. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 My boy saw me pulling a large shrub out of the garden a few years ago when he was only 4 or 5. This has him convinced that I am the strongest man in the world because I can pull out trees with my bare hands (fair enough the shrub was bigger than him at the time!). I cheers me up no end whenever he mentions it. Even if it's not true, my kid thinks I'm up there with the incredible hulk. You're too modest, I remember when you folded that car in half! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Going straight past a 56plate 1.6 Fiesta Zetec S on the dual carriageway. At the legal speed limit. Boom. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Going straight past a 56plate 1.6 Fiesta Zetec S on the dual carriageway. At the legal speed limit. Boom. Sticking to the rules, rules! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Exactly! I legally mugged off a car superior to mine in every way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 29, 2011 Share Posted March 29, 2011 Exactly! I legally mugged off a car superior to mine in every way. Well, it is a Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wiggyrichard Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Spending money. Just treated myself to some new golf shoes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ikantcpell Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Deep Breathing Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
theunderstudy Posted March 30, 2011 Share Posted March 30, 2011 Listening to the newest Strokes album. pure quality. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lombardo Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Getting paid and getting tax back from the Collector General on the same day! Win! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Brumerican Posted March 31, 2011 Share Posted March 31, 2011 Endorphins Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted March 31, 2011 VT Supporter Share Posted March 31, 2011 EndorphinsYeah, they're great. Them and porpoises. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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