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A mission to mars now costs less than the acquisition of a professional footballer. I'm going to look at this statistic the positive way round, and ignore the tremendously depressing negative alternative. Space is getting cheaper \o/

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Answered a call from one of those "Your computer is automatically downloading viruses but if you give us your bank details we can help you" scams today.

 

I told them they had chosen the wrong person to try this scam with.

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Remember this game?

I was in the Trinity Road that day, I really thought we were going to win the League that year

Of course I do. My first ever.

All pretty much downhill from there? High bar!

 

 

That first goal......The Trinity Road Stand.....Standing on The Holte.....God.......Top of the league......Big Fat Ron's Claret and Blue Army.......What's not to like 

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A good friend of mine who was looking at a life of dialysis due to kidney disease got the news that he found a donor and he will get the kidney next month! I am over the moon right now, so happy for him.

Should make a huge difference. I have a cousin who was in that situation, and the transplant totally transformed his life. Hope it goes well for your friend.
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Impossibly fit women at baby swim classes. I've been up to me ears in yummy mummys.

I'm also pretty sure that if you wear a Leonard print bikini to a baby swim class you are a massive massive slut.

And on a totally unrelated and non sex offenderish way flimsy shower curtains behind which impossibly fit women change.

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I'm also pretty sure that if you wear a Leonard print bikini to a baby swim class you are a massive massive slut.

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There was that undomesticated moment at the Chelsea Hotel.

Laughing's Len's brag was somewhat undermined when you realised it was Janis Joplin.
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'President' spreadable butter. Just tried some for the first time and thought "That's tasty. Usually the oil they put in to make it spreadable spoils the flavour".

Then I noticed that the packet proclaimed "Contains no oil", so I checked the ingredients: butter, CREAM & salt.

Gotta love the French (sorry Tony (sorry Donnie)).

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Obviously she is absurdly hot and is promoted as such, but is this standard weather reporting in Colombia or is it a novelty presentation?

 

I'll have you know that this is as serious as it gets when it comes to weather. 

 

 

She reminds me of one of my all time fave porn stars.  Monique Fuentes - lads check her out!

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