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I had my bollocks in the hand of another man today.

 

Must say, I'm rarely cheered up by having someone's hands on my bollocks, even ladies. Very sensitive about the ol' chaps, you see. Awfully vulnerable and the slightest squeeze renders a man useless.

 

Unless that is what a man enjoys, if you know what I mean.

 

A wee squeeze and a punch.

 

Swift kick to the scrotum.

 

etc.

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This has inspired me to watch Airplane clips. God I love that film

EDIT: The Audio is sped up on that unfortunately. Damn

Its a film that never gets old ...The sadly underrated Top Secret has some crackers as well
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I had my bollocks in the hand of another man today.

 

Must say, I'm rarely cheered up by having someone's hands on my bollocks, even ladies. Very sensitive about the ol' chaps, you see. Awfully vulnerable and the slightest squeeze renders a man useless.

 

Unless that is what a man enjoys, if you know what I mean.

 

A wee squeeze and a punch.

 

Swift kick to the scrotum.

 

etc.

 

 

aye I realised how weird it looked out of context.

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I had my bollocks in the hand of another man today.

Must say, I'm rarely cheered up by having someone's hands on my bollocks, even ladies. Very sensitive about the ol' chaps, you see. Awfully vulnerable and the slightest squeeze renders a man useless.

Unless that is what a man enjoys, if you know what I mean.

A wee squeeze and a punch.

Swift kick to the scrotum.

etc.

aye I realised how weird it looked out of context.

Not just out of context but in a "things that cheer you up thread " as well
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This has inspired me to watch Airplane clips. God I love that film

EDIT: The Audio is sped up on that unfortunately. Damn

Its a film that never gets old ...The sadly underrated Top Secret has some crackers as well

 

It's  just fantastic start to finish. 

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I had my bollocks in the hand of another man today.

Must say, I'm rarely cheered up by having someone's hands on my bollocks, even ladies. Very sensitive about the ol' chaps, you see. Awfully vulnerable and the slightest squeeze renders a man useless.

Unless that is what a man enjoys, if you know what I mean.

A wee squeeze and a punch.

Swift kick to the scrotum.

etc.

aye I realised how weird it looked out of context.

Not just out of context but in a "things that cheer you up thread " as well

 

 

That's what I mean you fruit loop.

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New clutch quote: £290

Actual cost: £185

Take that society!

my van wouldn't start a few days ago, had the AA out who said it was because when I had it serviced a few months ago the fuel filter wasn't fitted correctly, so air was slowly sucking in until the air/fuel mix became so abnormal it wouldn't start

The arguments I've had with the garage who did the original service, started with them quoting me £50 to fit a new fuel filter and housing kit, to them fitting the part for free and washing the van for £15 for the part

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