mjmooney Posted April 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 11 minutes ago, rjw63 said: Why does everyone miss the "L" off her surname? Rita Lora? ...Rita Olra? ...Rita Orla? ...Oh. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bickster Posted April 10, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 10, 2022 6 minutes ago, mjmooney said: Rita Lora? ...Rita Olra? ...Rita Orla? ...Oh. Must be Rita l'Ora then 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davkaus Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 Got talking to a nurse this morning who thought that "guinea pig" was just another name for hamsters 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 2 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Got talking to a nurse this morning 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
holteendhero Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 59 minutes ago, Davkaus said: Got talking to a nurse this morning who thought that "guinea pig" was just another name for hamsters She made the mistake after the hamsters head crowned from between his arse cheeks 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PussEKatt Posted April 10, 2022 Share Posted April 10, 2022 1 hour ago, Davkaus said: Got talking to a nurse this morning who thought that "guinea pig" was just another name for hamsters I thought it might be a pig from New Guinea. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 10, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 10, 2022 1 hour ago, holteendhero said: She made the mistake after the hamsters head crowned from between his arse cheeks Wow, @Davkaus is Richard Gere in disguise? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 Elizabeth Hurley wearing a bikini holding two star fish she saved . ....true hero Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 11 minutes ago, Meath_Villan said: Elizabeth Hurley wearing a bikini holding two star fish she saved . ....true hero Starfish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted April 11, 2022 Share Posted April 11, 2022 (edited) Maybe ....I was too busy looking at her quite tasty looking machine gun jubblies Edited April 11, 2022 by Meath_Villan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 11, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 11, 2022 7 minutes ago, Meath_Villan said: Maybe ....I was too busy looking at her quite tasty looking machine gun jubblies Come on, you'd love to see her starfish. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rjw63 Posted April 11, 2022 Author Share Posted April 11, 2022 2 hours ago, mjmooney said: Come on, you'd love to see her starfish/balloon knot/teatowel holder/Rusty sheriff's badge etc. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BOF Posted April 13, 2022 Moderator Share Posted April 13, 2022 That my bank's hold music unintentionally sounds like Les Dawson playing the piano. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chindie Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 3 minutes ago, BOF said: That my bank's hold music unintentionally sounds like Les Dawson playing the piano. I used to work for a company whose hold music was Tubular Bells. It was like they wanted to put people off calling, lost count of the number of people I spoke to that said 'why is your hold music the Exorcist song?' 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BOF said: That my bank's hold music unintentionally sounds like Les Dawson playing the piano. Thelonius Monk? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, BOF said: That my bank's hold music unintentionally sounds like Les Dawson playing the piano. This should probably go in the piss you off thread. But on the new Gran Turismo, the music that plays when you pass a license test (which is often) sounds very much like the old PC World jingle. As in "WHERE IN THE WORLD?" So every time I play it I end up with the PC world advert song in my head all day 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 Just logged off and not back in work until Tuesday. Spoiler Shame I've got to look after the little one all day tomorrow and then on Friday the In Law's arrive for the weekend. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 (edited) 2 hours ago, Rds1983 said: Just logged off and not back in work until Tuesday. Hide contents Shame I've got to look after the little one all day tomorrow and then on Friday the In Law's arrive for the weekend. I log off tomorrow lunchtime, go on an all dayer session in town with some old mates then don't go back to work till Thursday. Edited April 13, 2022 by sidcow 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rds1983 Posted April 13, 2022 VT Supporter Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, sidcow said: I log off tomorrow lunchtime, go on an all dayer session in town with some old mates then don't go back till Thursday. Enjoy. I'll be in the pub with the brother in law tomorrow watching the rugby so at least I can get drunk there. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xela Posted April 13, 2022 Share Posted April 13, 2022 1 hour ago, sidcow said: I log off tomorrow lunchtime, go on an all dayer session in town with some old mates then don't go back to work till Thursday. Where will battle commence? Don't worry i won't be stalking you, not in town this week. Absolutely sinking with work so at home doing long days Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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