Seat68 Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 22 hours ago, maqroll said: Sorry for being totally ignorant, but what is the UK honors system? Twice a year the government gives out a number of honours, knighthoods, obe's, damehoods etc to the great and good. Its dressed up as coming from the queen but its not. Some of them are deserved, a lollipop lady who ran 10 marathons for charity. Some are to reward cronies of the government that have helped them out, some are celeberities that have done **** all, and some get rewarded for literally doing their job. I despise it, it boils my blood to a ridiculous level. More than cyclists, more than people that describe their job as full time mummy, more than people in cars that dont give the in car wave after you have let them out. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 22, 2016 Share Posted May 22, 2016 Hear hear, except for the cyclist barb, we're not all assholes. Meet me in the Things That Piss You Off Thread Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Sikh bikers riding to commemorate the anniversary of Lee Rigby's murder. Hopefully the ignorant racists will have taken note of this and understand that they aren't an enemy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Listen to the Tito Puente tune while you watch the muted cat and fish video. Kind of makes the whole experience work... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
maqroll Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 Yeah I know I'm crazy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 In my office; Went to the loo, noticed there was only one woman sitting in her area, so as I went passed, I said "pooo-eeeee! have you farted?!" - she looked blankly at me as I went through the door, then she laughed as it closed. Then, when I got back to my desk, the woman I sit opposite, I said "Have you finished that report yet?" It looked like she died a little. "What report!?" me "You know, that report you were going to give to *insert directors name* today" her "WHAT REPORT!?" *minor heart attack imminent* me "I dunno, people just ask about reports in offices don't they?" She's still shaking. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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StefanAVFC Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 1 hour ago, lapal_fan said: In my office; Went to the loo, noticed there was only one woman sitting in her area, so as I went passed, I said "pooo-eeeee! have you farted?!" - she looked blankly at me as I went through the door, then she laughed as it closed. Then, when I got back to my desk, the woman I sit opposite, I said "Have you finished that report yet?" It looked like she died a little. "What report!?" me "You know, that report you were going to give to *insert directors name* today" her "WHAT REPORT!?" *minor heart attack imminent* me "I dunno, people just ask about reports in offices don't they?" She's still shaking. I bet they all love you 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 23, 2016 Share Posted May 23, 2016 5 minutes ago, StefanAVFC said: I bet they all love you I'm trying to become Paddywhack, truth be known 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 23, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 23, 2016 On 22/05/2016 at 07:53, Seat68 said: I despise it, it boils my blood to a ridiculous level. More than cyclists Now you have gone too far. No one deserves to be despised more than cyclists Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 This couldn't be much more petty minded but it genuinely put a really big grin across my face when the e-mail came in: We were stiffed on a tender for some work. We put a lot of resource in to helping a project management company win a project and then they gave us the kiss off and announced they'd be doing it in house. Well they've right royally **** it all up. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rodders0223 Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 On 23/05/2016 at 15:14, lapal_fan said: In my office; Went to the loo, noticed there was only one woman sitting in her area, so as I went passed, I said "pooo-eeeee! have you farted?!" - she looked blankly at me as I went through the door, then she laughed as it closed. Then, when I got back to my desk, the woman I sit opposite, I said "Have you finished that report yet?" It looked like she died a little. "What report!?" me "You know, that report you were going to give to *insert directors name* today" her "WHAT REPORT!?" *minor heart attack imminent* me "I dunno, people just ask about reports in offices don't they?" She's still shaking. Paul the Party Animal Parker? Is it you? 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Stevo985 Posted May 25, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 25, 2016 1 hour ago, rodders0223 said: Paul the Party Animal Parker? Is it you? Anyone who gets this reference is my friend 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lapal_fan Posted May 25, 2016 Share Posted May 25, 2016 I always act professional at work. But i was determined to do something "whacky" in order to make this thread. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted May 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2016 On 23 May 2016 at 16:26, lapal_fan said: I'm trying to become Paddywhack, truth be known The other day I hid under a girls desk ready to make her jumpwhen she was due back from lunch*. After about 10 minutes she hadnt come back, so I sheepishly got out and stood up to the bemusement of some other colleagues. *you can only do this when they're wearing trousers 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post rodders0223 Posted May 25, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted May 25, 2016 40 minutes ago, Paddywhack said: The other day I hid under a girls desk ready to make her jumpwhen she was due back from lunch*. After about 10 minutes she hadnt come back, so I sheepishly got out and stood up to the bemusement of some other colleagues. *you can only do this when they're wearing trousers A classic...we have all done that one. I often chuckle to myself reminiscing at lights out. Registered sex offender my arse. 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 illy red top instant coffee - the only substitute worth drinking. Expensive though but worth it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 When the European Cup was Stolen Quote It's European club football’s most prized asset, but a word of warning to the winning team's players, make sure you look after the trophy! That's because the strangest things can happen during post-match festivities. This is the story of how the European Cup was stolen from a pub as Aston Villa celebrated their 1982 victory as the BBC's Shari Vahl explains Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted May 26, 2016 Share Posted May 26, 2016 In 1966 when England won the World Cup the trophy was stolen but its okay though because it was found by a pickle. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted May 26, 2016 VT Supporter Share Posted May 26, 2016 Bus driver wins £6m on the lottery but went to work in the morning because he knew people relied on him. There's a knighthood right there. I have often thought if I won I would go in for a while so my colleagues don't get dumped on..... I really hope I am that kind of person but I really can't promise 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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