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I don't think you can make any sort of complaint in a restaurant if you're eating that.

 

"Waiter, there's a hair on my titty cheese, it's putting me off"

 

"I'm sorry sir but my wife has incredibly hairy nipples, it's just part of the risk I'm afraid.."

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People that queue to get into a restaurant are fools.

 

 Plus I doubt they'd have a decent porter or stout on either.

 

 

Said nobody young and cool ever.

 

 

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Why I oughta!

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People that queue to get into a restaurant are fools.

 

I was discussing the other week about having to queue to get into clubs, and bars, when I was younger. I can't think of anything I'd want to do less these days. If you've got to queue just to get in, I'm not interested. Plus I doubt they'd have a decent porter or stout on either.

 

 

Same. The fact some bouncer makes you wait outside and give you the once over when all you want to do is go inside and spend money in the establishment winds me up! Much more relaxed abroad I find. 

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Finished with work until next Wednesday. Nothing much planned apart from tea, biscuits, porn and Netflix.

 

Lucky git!

 

I might be able to get a few hours off on Friday if I'm lucky  :(

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Its what happens when a business 'streamlines' yet set bigger targets for people! I was busy last year but my workload has increased threefold this year.  :(

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Its what happens when a business 'streamlines' yet set bigger targets for people! I was busy last year but my workload has increased threefold this year.  :(

has the money gone up? i assume you get decent money anyway but have they increased your salary or bonus.

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Yeah had a decent increase and bonus was up on previous year. Hoping it will be even bigger next March as it will be based on this year!

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