sidcow Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 13 minutes ago, M_Afro said: Gareth Southgate has never had 3 pints He's rarely had 3 points as a manager as well. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-R Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 5 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: He was a Polish war immigrant if I recall Hed been there a long time, never cared for the laws if society and lived his own way with his little set up of an army tent on a bit of land with none stop traffic passing by. They tried many a time to move him but never could. Edited August 25, 2020 by Dave-R 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KentVillan Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gareth Southgate laminates romantic notes to his wife so he can reuse them. He keeps them in a Tupperware container. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Dave-R said: Hed been there a long time, never cared for the laws if society and lived his own way with his little set up of an army tent on a bit of land with none stop traffic passing by. They tried many a time to move him but never could. A few odd cookies round that neck of the woods at that time, there was a cowboy that used to patrol the town centre and a black preacher who would curse the devil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-R Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 2 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: A few odd cookies round that neck of the woods at that time, there was a cowboy that used to patrol the town centre and a black preacher who would curse the devil Yeah I remember the cowboy, as well as the preacher, both were hilarious made everyone laugh. You would see them regular in the Mander centre Edited August 25, 2020 by Dave-R 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post a m ole Posted August 25, 2020 Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gareth Southgate keeps a scrunched tissue up the sleeve of his jumper in case his nose gets runny. 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 Just now, Dave-R said: Yeah I remember the cowboy, as well as the preacher, both were hilarious made everyone laugh. The cowboy was convinced my missus was the test Card girl 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Phil Silvers Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 15 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: He was a Polish war immigrant if I recall I like to shove that tramp and the whole ring road up southgates arse, the gigantic nosed twaaat, I've had giant battered sausages smaller then that nose. Edited August 25, 2020 by Phil Silvers 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post TrentVilla Posted August 25, 2020 Moderator Popular Post Share Posted August 25, 2020 I think one thing has become evidently clear today, Southgate doesn't like Jack either as a character or a player I'm not sure which but its clearly one or the other. He has run out of excuses now for it being performance related. That means I don't think a move would change things for Jack, which is a bonus for us. 9 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Robbie09 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 1 minute ago, a m ole said: Gareth Southgate keeps a scrunched tissue up the sleeve of his jumper in case his nose gets runny. More like a bedsheet given the size of his beak 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kieranavfc Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gareth Southgate is a Nickelback groupie and spends every evening watching all of their music videos on repeat as his wife sighs in the background. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
romavillan Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 26 minutes ago, sidcow said: I gave up bidets after Viz opened my eyes to the modern way. WANT Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: The cowboy was convinced my missus was the test Card girl Do you look anything like this? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mat Kendrick's Dentist Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gareth Southgate wears reading glasses on a string around his neck 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-R Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 (edited) 7 minutes ago, Phil Silvers said: I like to shove that tramp and the whole ring road up southgates arse, the gigantic nosed twaaat, I've had giant battered sausages smaller then that nose. Well at least you could have the winter Olympic skiing teams, on that nose. Edited August 25, 2020 by Dave-R Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GingerCollins29 Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Southgate has sex with his wife, then both of them cry themselves to sleep. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
sidcow Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 2 minutes ago, romavillan said: WANT My dad's mate actually made a full size working model of it which they took to The Isle of Man for a Hockey tour. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Follyfoot Posted August 25, 2020 VT Supporter Share Posted August 25, 2020 3 minutes ago, sidcow said: Do you look anything like this? In Tintins and wobble in the early 90’s probably yes 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dave-R Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 9 minutes ago, Follyfoot said: The cowboy was convinced my missus was the test Card girl That cowboy was crackers especially when he did Yosemite sam impression. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dounavilla Posted August 25, 2020 Share Posted August 25, 2020 Gareth Southgate lost his virginity by giving himself a blowjob on the back of a coach to Westminster when he was 24. 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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