troon_villan Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I would definitely have relations with Ellie Goulding. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 1, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 1, 2015 Letting Ellie join in doesn't justify incest. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Meath_Villan Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 Nick you b`stard Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted January 1, 2015 Share Posted January 1, 2015 I think her and Jenny look kind of alike. :-( Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ginko Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 You don't look like her, other than having long blonde hair and wearing beanies. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Paddywhack Posted January 2, 2015 Popular Post Share Posted January 2, 2015 Thousands of ancient coins have been discovered in a field in Buckinghamshire. They can't be that old, they were found in a Sainsbury's carrier bag for heaven's sake. 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Risso Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I find Ellie Goulding particularly unattractive. SHe looks like a man in drag. I think it was Glasto where she was playing whilst wearing a bikini top. I remember thinking at the time I wouldn't touch her with someone else's bargepole. Not for me. She's turned from a fairly harmless sort of Kate Bush wannabee into a total disco slag. 2/10 would not bang. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
hogso Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Thousands of ancient coins have been discovered in a field in Buckinghamshire. They can't be that old, they were found in a Sainsbury's carrier bag for heaven's sake. I think they put them in that bag after they found them Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Paddywhack Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Ya reckon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Genie Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 He's right. They were originally found in a Woolworths bag. 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Off the fags. Going a bit mental. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Off the fags. Going a bit mental. Must not make rent boy jokes... 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There's an idea. I could just murder a rent boy. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 There's an idea. I could just murder a rent boy. Joking aside, I've been there, and I feel your pain. You'll feel great once you get over the initial "I wan't to stab anyone who looks at me sideways" phase. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Yeah, it's important not to make life changing decisions right now. They'd likely be bad Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Could you sort out that mixtape before your head is completely ****. I'd hate to think you start putting anything I'd heard of in there. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Xann Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Ha. Already done. I don't think it's that obscure this year. It's probably all been on Youtube except the first track, and that's 18 secs 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dAVe80 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 Can't be bothered drinking tonight, it's been a heavy couple of weeks. Wonder what's on BBC4 later? Oh Coldplay in Concert, you say? Anyone fancy a pint? 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted January 2, 2015 Share Posted January 2, 2015 I'm smashing it on Mastermind tonight. I've scored points in two consecutive rounds. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mjmooney Posted January 2, 2015 VT Supporter Share Posted January 2, 2015 I'm smashing it on Mastermind tonight. I've scored points in two consecutive rounds. Celebrity Mastermind? Dumbed down. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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