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Milky Bar

I kid you snot. I had auditions to be the milky bar kid when I wee lad.

 

 

Ah, if mum could see her little darling now, one minute auditioning to be the clean cut and homespun Milky Bar kid, the next, licking sweat off the tits of a stranger in some foreign club.

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Nearly turned the England v Slovenia game on. Dangerous. Could fall into a coma and not wake up until the year 2054 if I'm not careful.

 

If your remote control is emitting that powerful an electric shock, you're silly not to have it fixed.

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Nearly turned the England v Slovenia game on. Dangerous. Could fall into a coma and not wake up until the year 2054 if I'm not careful.

 

If your remote control is emitting that powerful an electric shock, you're silly not to have it fixed.

 

 

As long as he's got it connected to his feet it should be ok...

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Best beards of the year:

 

http://i100.independent.co.uk/article/the-best-beards-of-2014--gyyolpOhPl

 

Baker should be in this.

 

Villaajax is, apparently, in the 'beard of a rapist' list. Sorry bud.

 

Hey smooth face, nowhere does it mention "beard of a rapist", you've come up with that yourself :angry:

 

That list is crap anyway, Stephen Crabb? He's drawn that on. Lenny Henry? Robert Plant? He doesn't even have a proper beard!

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2 Broke Girls has got to be one of the worst comedy shows ever broadcast, and I've seen My Family.

 

I don't know... I watched Citizen Khan once.

 

 

Adil Ray is a Villa fan though, so I cut him some slack. 

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