villaajax Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Jessie accused squirtle of watching like a perv, he said "that's sick, why would I pikachu for"? Didn't know drat watched Pokemon... oh, sorry it's Ingram. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Baselayers Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 rainbow was a bit dirty too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Asked for a pack of opal fruits in a shop today .....the young un didn't have a clue I once found a packet of Opal Fruits in the back of my cupboard. I decided against eating them. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 rainbow was a bit dirty too how exactly? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 rainbow was a bit dirty too how exactly? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CgbcQIT7BMc Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jimzk5 Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 That's been over dubbed surely? If not i should claim compensation for mental trauma Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post villarule123 Posted March 13, 2014 VT Supporter Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2014 My wife has just given me a huge bald patch by accident whilst shaving my hair Like, a proper doing over. Think Jackass but all the way across. 5 likes and I'll post the evidence in Rogues 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Divorce her. Hair isn't something to be messed with. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rugeley Villa Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 My wife has just given me a huge bald patch by accident whilst shaving my hair Like, a proper doing over. Think Jackass but all the way across. 5 likes and I'll post the evidence in Rogues a real man can shave his own head 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villarule123 Posted March 13, 2014 VT Supporter Share Posted March 13, 2014 Divorce her. Hair isn't something to be messed with. Uploaded! I want your hair Ajax 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
villaajax Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 My wife has just given me a huge bald patch by accident whilst shaving my hair Like, a proper doing over. Think Jackass but all the way across. 5 likes and I'll post the evidence in Rogues a real man can shave his own head I think my colleague must cut his own hair and often leaves these little tufts at the back or at the side of his head, makes him look kind of like an elderly house cat. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thetrees Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 That's been over dubbed surely? If not i should claim compensation for mental traumaBth This is genuine Both ITV and BBC staff made end of year videos where innocent programmes made clips such as this and they were put together. They were pretty funny and I can still see the Dalek mounting the washing machine! The videos were for in-house consumption only, but inevitably they got out, and there are probably many more YouTube clips. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CarewsEyebrowDesigner Posted March 13, 2014 Share Posted March 13, 2014 Creepy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post Baselayers Posted March 13, 2014 Popular Post Share Posted March 13, 2014 Rob in his pyjama's 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 No confessions thread, so I'll stick it here. Talk of life in the 1970’s elsewhere has reminded me of this one: We were playing football in the park and there was a guy driving around in a really loud ‘cool’ beach buggy. But we were only getting glimpses between parked cars everytime he zoomed past. So we contrived on his next pass that we would kick the ball out so he had to stop and we would get a proper look at the car. Around he came, we kicked the ball and randomly from nowhere a big brown Labrador type dog gave chase. The ball was kicked way too early and bounced happily across the road. The dog was hit by the beach buggy which launched the lightweight fibre glass car into the air, smashing into the back of parked cars. We all ran out of the park to see the mess. The dog had quite literally burst. Spectacular. A woman was by now kneeling next to the burst dog shouting that someone should get a vet. A bloke from one of the houses suggested she’d be better off with a bin bag. The beach buggy was stuck, mounted across the back of some other car that itself was pretty well smashed up. Glass everywhere, a gathering crowd, bits of dog stuck to the sides of cars. We collected the ball from a garden and decided we’d go down the beach. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Something like that would upset me and stay with me for life, even as a kid. I don't understand people who aren't bothered by stuff like that, to shrug your shoulders and just walk to the beach. I find that odd. Your still awesome Mr P but I'm just thinking out loud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I might find it jarring, were I able to read it without getting the tale of Brian's dog Pom-Pom from Spaced out of my head. "He ran out into the main road, exploded under an articulated lorry." "He blew up?" "No, the weight of the truck on his frail body burst him like a cheap party balloon, sending his ruff forty feet into the air; there, you see? Such vibrant colours." 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ingram85 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 Awww‘right Brian? 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrisp65 Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 It did stay with me though, that's the point. All these years later I still recall it. From the fascinatingly gruesome, an eyeball on a bit of stringy stuff to the woman that was crying. We also got to a point where for some reason we found out days later the RSPCA wear uniforms and from there we convinced ourselves that they would investigate and hunt us down. Didn't occur to us that the police might be just as interested because of the cars! For weeks I wore different clothes if we were going to the park, so I'd have an alibi. I guess nobody wants to know about crabageddon? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GarethRDR Posted March 14, 2014 Share Posted March 14, 2014 I would most definitely like to know about crabageddon. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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